Flex the doom-jumper muscle, Athletazon. |
aCK. I know; I fell off the face of the Earth recently...or, actually, I fell into it when I went sky diving last weekend. It was a tandem jump wherein you strap yourself onto someone who knows what h... Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT |
Curse of the WereBear |
Why all the mAssive natural disasters as of late? Could it be global warming is finally catching up with us and wreaking havoc worldwide? Or, is it because they only put "October" on the Curse of the ... Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 19:48:00 GMT |
these are a few of my least favorite things |
Driving around LA for days house hunting (with gas at $3 a gallon) fired my ire and reminded me of the few things I hate. Here's what my future roomies heard rants on (picture big arm gestures): 1)... Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:50:00 GMT |
my hottest moment ever |
Posting this just for you, Bo. In what may apparently be my hottest chick moment ever I decided the following were good ideas: 1) Lugged a 7.5 gallon keg up from my car (girls can be dumb, boys see... Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 17:39:00 GMT |
My creme brulee torch requires supervision |
Marvin Gaye (the fatter of my lynx-sized tabbies) just jumped on the shelf above my head and took the drywall screws right out of the damn wall. Windup robot toys from the 50s seem cool, but not when ... Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:37:00 GMT |
...who will fight for your honor... |
Thanks to whoever starting singing this song today and made me play it over and over in my mind to Ralph Macchio's teenage karate lust. Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:04:00 GMT |
UPDATES: Roller derby, Mad World, firefighters, & drinking sherpas |
Cool sh*t in my life for those of you who I really want to call, but never do (you know who you are...) Got my roller derby knee-high socks and I'm ready to start testing the limits of my BlueCross H... Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:45:00 GMT |