NOT NECESSARILY IN THIS ORDER: people who are not afraid to discuss anything, people who truly love other people, people with irreverent, silly and bizzarre senses of humor, women who love life, nature and puppy dogs, older women who like creative discussion, waitresses, lady lawyers and comediennes, lady nurses with warm hearts and cold hands, nuns who are thinking about switching sides, lady cub fans in wisconsin (i should have my head examined), artists, writers, musicians, actors, model-makers, film editors, and camerapersons, photographers, journalists, and people who believe it is their duty to thwart authority, thirty year old or older virgin catholic women, drummers, computer geeks, sound recording geeks, lady truckers, bisexual women who are not into menage a trois, any woman who knows what a bobo is and approves, former female porn actresses and nude models, future female porn actresses and nude models, tinkerers, wargamers, lady elementary and secondary school teachers who enjoy receiving oral sex, any woman who has ever been in command of a United States or British Naval ship, women who have dressed up as klingons, people who enjoy the movie or play "1776", Sigourney Weaver, Stephen King (even though the only book of his I ever read was Danse Macabre), Bill Gates, Mark Knopfler, Ashley Allen, Donald Fagen, Bradley Whitford, Allison Janney, Bob Costas, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Sid Meier, John Williams, Lawrence Block, Lawrence G. Paull, Barry Levinson, any British or German sailor involved in the BISMARCK chase, Robert Ballard, Bill Murray, Mike Post, Steven Bochco, Steve Stone, Clint Eastwood, Carol Burnett, Mary Tyler Moore, Alan Alda, Lewis Black, druids, people who know the twelve traditions in long form, people who sew their own clothes, people (particularly women) visting Wisconsin from Australia, Britain, Ireland and New Zealand, or anywhere else if they like what I have said so far, Monique St. Pierre, architects, city planners, lady airplane pilots, orchestral and other musical composers, lady gourmet chefs, women I haven't mentioned by name or description but know they belong on this list, Joni Mitchell, Ann Coulter (I promise I'll be nice), Misha Barton (if I have her name right), Persons of Jewish heritage in West Palm Beach who actually voted for Pat Buchanan in 2000, Philip Roth, Wendy Malick, the blond woman in the LA Weather service building in the Day After Tomorrow, Deborah Harry, Kim Carnes, Stephen Wright, Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson (together), Michael Palin, Jeff Lynne, Paul Simon, retired KGB agents, Edward Norton, Elisabeth Roehm, Jonathan (?) Kurzweil (the synth specialist), Tony LaRussa, Buzz Aldrin, Hector Elizondo, Hugo Chavez, several of the female weathercasters on the Weather Channel, Tamilyn Tamika (?), and Quincy Jones