Dating Vs Marriage |
Dating Vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He take...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:52:00 GMT |
Lessons on women |
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five m...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:50:00 GMT |
Drunk bets |
Drunk bets A drunk has a number of bets with a barman One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye." The bartender grinned and said, "Okay, you drunk." The d...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:45:00 GMT |
some things you just can't explane |
Some things you just can't explain A farm can't explain how he got himself into a mess with a cow A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sit...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:41:00 GMT |
