Mini Rant |
The other day I was hanging out with my pal Gunther and some of his fine ladies, everything was going fine and we were all drinking it up and enjoying Gunther's tunes. Then this prick walks into the r... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:46:00 PST |
Apple, please don't sue me for this |
Here once again to PUNCH YOUR NUTS OFF TO THE EXTREME!
And that children is how I stole a good million dollars worth of Nazi gold from a cat, boy that cat sure was pissed. Then again after get its ea... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST |
I AM PORK BOY! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY! |
I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life.
I ran into Johnathan at the local Burger King. He was ... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST |
In accordance with the prophesy........ITS RETURNED! |
Holy Fuck A Pony! Was that shit! I thought I was gonna die! THAT GOD DAMNED MR. T WILL PAY! Oh maybe you all would like the story, WELL TO BAD YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR IT! Instead I'm going to tell you a... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:11:00 PST |
Bang the pots and pans together and shout WHOA BEAR! |
One day at 4 in the morning, as I sat in Denny's I was debating the topic of who is better Pirates or Ninjas with the mexican cooks. In between yelling and and calling the Immigration services I came ... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST |
I Really, Really Need to Get a Girlfriend |
NOTE: the words in [square brackets] are spoken
[Here's a brand new song,it's a little bit more up-tempo.You kinda, you can dance to it a little bit I guess butdon't 'cause that'll make everybody unco... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST |
Drippy nose of Hate! |
I have been since since late wensday, its prob not gonna go away till wensday. IT FUCKING SUCKS! No one visits me, no one talks to me(well from the peopel who I usualy hang out with), I'm just exiled ... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:33:00 PST |
My ears are blleding |
Ok they are actually not but thats not the point, the point is I'm winning in the great music wars. My parents are bad at this. But now on to the point of this thing, I'm here to inform you that life ... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 05:49:00 PST |
heres to another shit year |
HURRAY! A NEW YEAR! THAT WILL BE JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE! WOO! Come on, this year will suck just as much as the last. Sure some my find a bit of happyness but happyness is fleating and won't last, no m... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST |
if u actually look at this shit then fill this out |
Answer this and send it back to me. Post it on your bulletin with out the answers. You might be surprised with the results.Y = YesN = NoM = MaybeHY= hell yeaI=idkS=sure, why not?Would you? Will you?[_... Posted by I prefer the title -cleaner of the gene pool- on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST |