How much Franks does it take to make hot wings? |
Justus' new live in, that he has been seeing for almost one month, made a batch of chicken wings. When I looked for the brand new one litre bottle of Franks red hot I had just bought, it was all used ... Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:48:00 GMT |
Slappin yo mama |
I'm slappin' yo' mama.
Running in circles and jumpin' up and down
I'm slappin' yo' mama
Somewhere nowhere and everywhere around
I'm slappin' yo' mama
Speaking faster at a furious pace
Acting stupidly ... Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
SERIES 1957 b Silver Certificate |
Today, while I was about to buy a soda from the vending machine. I noticet that my one dollar bill looked like a fake. I looked closer and found out that it is a one dollar demand note.... Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
I hate my job |
I hate my job, it sucks to work a dangerious job 50+ hours a week. I barley even get paid for all that work either. I have been waiting for a good reason to quit, but it needs to be good. I never want... Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:29:00 GMT |
I don’t exist |
I went to ask sombody to verify my existance, they could not! Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:19:00 GMT |
My Idear about the Ideal Idea |
Idea: a thought or an understanding.
My idea is to use ladders to get over that fence.
Ideal: a perfect thing, place, thought or situation.
My ideal way to spend my lottery winnings is ... Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
Corkey the retarded catfish |
I went fishing to day and caught the first retarded catfish I have ever seen. His head was as wide as his body was long. what little body he did have was folded into a "Z" shape, and his butthole was ... Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 23:26:00 GMT |
A world of shit |
My cousin, Tommy, gave me a bottle of fart spray. Now I have my cousin, Justus, convinced that his cronic weed smells like a sespool backing up. Every time he lights up I spray the fart spr... Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
The Horrible Henry Monster |
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Chase |
... Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:06:00 GMT |