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Los Pantalones

WE WANT TO FUNK YOU UP YOUR FUNK

About Me

LOS PANTALONES ARE AN ULTRA-SERIOUS UNIT OF FUNK-WEILDING FUNKATEERS HELL-BENT ON SPREADING ALL THAT IS NASTY AND SMELLY AND FUNKY AND FOUL ALL OVER THE WORLD'S PANTIES...THEY ARE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL EVERYDROP OF FUNK HAS BEEN DRAINED AND EVEN THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY LAPSE INTO A DEPRESSION THAT MAY LAST DAYS, EVEN WEEKS DUE TO THE UNRELENTING FACT THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FUNK IN THE WORLD. THEY WOULD HAPPILY BLOW THEMSELVES TO KINGDOM COME IF IT MEANT THAT EVERY HUMAN ASS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE WAS SHAKING AND BOPPING TO THE BOP-GUN OF FRAZZLE-FUNK. THEY WANT EVERYONE TO TASTE HAMHOCKS IN THEIR CORNFLAKES. FUNK, BITCHES...FUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNK??? ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢ post-script: why do we rule all that is funk? good question...we think (as a funkollective) that it is the virtues of our beanstocks mixed with the grits of our gravy. translation: our brand of funk is unmatched by even satan himselves. this is the explanation and the salvation. amen.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/31/2007
Band Website: F**K WEBSITES, MAN
Band Members: BARTON FOLIAGE--ORGAN/ FREEDMONT "FACTUAL" JENKINS-GUITARS/ SIGMUND GOLDBERG-BASS GUITAR/ T-BONE "WASHINGTON" WASHINGTON-DRUMS,PERCUSSION/ GRYPHON MACNEIL--X FACTOR
Influences: F'N NOBODY EXCEPT MOTHER, GOD AND FUNK I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Sounds Like: HAMHOCKS IN YOUR CORNFLAKES
Record Label: F**K RECORD LABELS, MAN
Type of Label: None

My Blog

HOW TO USE US

can one fornicate to our funk? that is the burning, searing question. the answer we will scream to the gods above and satan himselves: YES! YES!! YES!!! Y-E-E-E-SSSSSSS!!!oh god let it funk, let it fu...
Posted by Los Pantalones on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

WHAT HAPPENED?????!!?

what the funk happened to the maggots?what happened?the ones in the mind of the universe?what the fuck happened?are we crazy or is it you, my disciples?help us, heaven help usleaves,drippingmolluskslu...
Posted by Los Pantalones on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

HOW WE WORK

how we work: LP, i.e. barton, freedmont, sigmund, t-bone and gryphon (the x-factor) sit in a dank basement in a classified area of los angeles and do heartbreaking amounts of psychedelic drugs until w...
Posted by Los Pantalones on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

WHAT WE DO

what we do is strictly intellectual. if funk were philosophy, we're fucking sarte...if funk were theory, we're einstein...if funk were history, we are mutherfucking napoleon. if funk were america, we ...
Posted by Los Pantalones on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

HOW WE GET OUR SOUND

if you must know, we have a producer and he is very unkind to us. he locks us in a dark, dirty basement not unlike the one in silence of the lambs and whips us until we bleed like little tapeworms. he...
Posted by Los Pantalones on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST