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About Me

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My name is Andrew, I'm an aries, I enjoy long walks on the beach, and my favorite piece on the Monopoly board is the race car. I calculate everything, its a curse and randomly a blessing. Mostly a curse though, due to my mental committee. I love life's random happenings that catch me off gaurd. I roll sporadically and by the whim of my pants, then try to figure out why (normally to no avail). I bank on contingent plans, I'm either destined for greatness or homelessness there is no middle ground here. I am always up for a good adventure, for she is a flighty temptress, that can't be embraced until she's through with me. I laugh at myself, so you should to. I'm always up for an intellegent conversation, follwed quickly by a staring contest. I sometimes find unparalleled beauty in eyes. Its really the simple things that make me happy, which is nice, for I find them eveywhere.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Michael Simpson.
Birthday: April 14th.
Birthplace: Portland, OR.
Current Location: Eugene.
Eye Color: Hazel.
Hair Color: Light brown until summer, then it turns a little blonde.
Height: 5'11''.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, except when playing basketball.
Your Heritage: German, Native American, English and Welsch. My ancestors were sluts.
The Shoes You Wore Today: House slippers, there quasi-ninja.
Your Weakness: Self critical and shy at times.
Your Fears: Small birds-there beaks are so pointy.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken with pesto sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fellowship network in Eugene.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have it. If I did, I probably wouldn't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Grrrrr, that's my angry growl.
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile?.
Your Bedtime: Isn't this a fitting question.
Your Most Missed Memory: Surfing in Costa Rica and Ms. Parfitt.
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite biatches.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sushi Land, if we're talking fast food.
Single or Group Dates: Both can be fun, but single you get more one on one time. How can I call it a date if I never get to know the person I'm out with? First dates are interviews.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chinese Red Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai Latte.
Do you Smoke: Cigars sometimes.
Do you Swear: Usually dearing moments of pain or frustration
Do you Sing: Yes, but normally to my own dissolution.
Do you Shower Daily: God, I hope so.
Have you Been in Love: ?
Do you want to go to College: I would like to go back to school for something more exciting than economics. I want to work with kids. So teacher maybe?
Do you want to get Married: I can't answer that question at this point in my life. Eventually?
Do you belive in yourself: Every second of every day.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not yet.
Do you think you are Attractive: To some people.
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes. Recently, not so much.
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't see them that often, but yes for the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as there's lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: I like to strum the guitar, but I don't exactly know what I'm doing. Its sad really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nothing illegal.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not so much.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not for anything I wanted, but for other people.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Can't say that I have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, grrrr, that again is my angry growl.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, sad.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not so much.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Multiple times in a day.
Ever been called a Tease: Yep.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, but if I do get into a fight I try to win.
Ever Shoplifted: Yep, but it has been at least ten years.
How do you want to Die: Quite peacefully thank you.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy. I don't know, ask me again in 20 years.
What country would you most like to Visit: I can't pick just one.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: That completely depends on what look the girl has or is going for.
Short or Long Hair: Long hair normally.
Height: I would say 5'0'' and above. As long as they are proportionate.
Weight: Depends on the height.
Best Clothing Style: A little conservative, but sexy at the same time. I like lingerie and semi-formal attire as well.
Number of Drugs I have taken: How is this relevant
Number of CDs I own: I have no idea. Most of my music is on my computer or my I-POD.
Number of Piercings: Just the ears, but I hardly ever have earings in.
Number of Tattoos: One on the middle of my upper back that I plan on doing more to.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret one thing I have done. I sometimes think I have made a mistake, but it all happens for a reason and normally I learn from those mistakes. It's part of growing up.
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My Interests


A Amazing
N Nice
D Distinguished
R Relaxed
E Entertaining
W Witty
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From Go-Quiz.comSchool, work, soccer, martial arts, politics, money, economics, success, peace, happiness, my family, my dog Dakota, old kung fu movies, dancing, singing, theatre, basketball, college footbal, friends, languages, traveling, having fun, relaxing, enjoying life, sitting naked on my couch wearing only a cowboy hat, road trips, strawberry milkshakes, the cooking channel, ninjas, freedom, nudity, ladies who have matching bra and underwear sets - its a turn-on, french kissing, pajamas, cuddling up with a girl and watching movies, big green eyes, intellegence but not know-it-alls, laughter, and inner serenity.

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Jessica Alba, My entire family tree for the last 200 years, Sadam, God & Jesus, Albert Einstien, The entire cast of "Cheers," Jack Black, Elvis, Karl Marx, Adam Smith, Milton Friedman, Bill Gates, Tony Hawk, every past president, every actor/actress that has a Hollywood Star, and myself 20 years from now. I think that is good for starters.

Music:

Hip-hop, rap, jazz, alternative, indie, breaks, funk, soul, blues, classic rock, oldies, soft rock, and everything in between. I like music that I can relate to on some level, as well as music that can pullulate my current mood.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, My Girl, Tombstone, Top Gun, Dirty Dancing, Gangster .. 1, Scarface, King of New York, Meet Joe Black, Last of the Mohicans, A Beautiful Mind, Indiana Jones, Undercover Blues, Les Miserable, Oliver Twist, Footloose, Flash Dance, Breakfeast Club, Life as A House, Toys, American Beauty, Dances With Wolves, Ninja Turtles 1,2,&3, 10 Things I Hate About You, Troy, Gladiator, Armagedon, Donnie Darko, Rain Man, and anything with Owen Wilson. He's a ninja in disguise.

Television:

The Simpsons, Sienfeld, Soprano's, Shaolin Showdown, Amazing Race, Survivor, Numbers, South Park, Family Guy, King of the Hill, All the C.S.I.'s, Law & Order, I don't really have a lot of time for TV, I would rather curl up and watch a movie.

Books:

It would be impossible to name all the books I have read and liked. I am not a narrow-minded person, so I can appreciate anything from "Harry Potter" to "The Analicts of Confucious." All read anything once out of respect for the author.

Heroes:

My dad because he always knows what to do and what to say. My mom for giving everyone a second chance. My sister for telling it how it is, with her accursed brutal honesty. My brother for always supporting me even when I am wrong. My family!

My Blog

To a friend

A man lies silently on his bed,Staring endlessly into a void,Fearful to shudder a slight movement,Mind-absorbed to notice the surroundings,Reminiscence unforgettable memories in the past.Waking day by...
Posted by ROO on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

I have a little sister

I have a little sister She bothers me a lot When we get in trouble She's never getting caught When I have friends over She bothers him or her Then she runs out laughing Acting like an emperorWhen...
Posted by ROO on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST