im simple, yet complicated.
like trying to sit in a corner of a circle room.
i have many hobbies, my favourite is to watch paint dry. i also enjoy folding paper and then unfolding it. satifcation.
i like to record myself sleep, then watch it back and document the events which unfold while im asleep and then write a 5000 word report and then file it for later use.
i am born on February 29th. technically im only 5 years old, i hope to get my pen license soon!!
i have a bad habit of drinking liquids and then urinating shortly after.
a wise man once gave me some words of wisdom that ill take to my grave, they were "when firing missles, aim away from face"
i enjoy music of an excessively wide range of all genres that includes a triangle and triangle only.
i have won 2nd place in a beauty contest reguarly, for some reason the only way i find out is when i play monopoly...
i despite the use of feminine words, i use manly words, like Carburetor and Penalty Shootout.
if you want to make my dreams come true, give me a spoon, a pool of baked beans and two women to wrestle in the baked beans.
im also full of shit.
