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About Me

I don't like feet or bad teeth. I dislike most people with the exception of my husband, my son, my friends and my dog. I embrace change. I hate being bored. I'm never on time but I hate waiting. I make fun of people. I make fun of myself. I'm in love. I enjoy sarcasm/cynisism. I hate the word "plug." I'm a walking contradiction. I like to dance. I crack myself up.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have a great group of friends but "if" I were in the market for more, I would have to request that they have a sick sense of humor, shower, floss and brush their teeth regularly; avoid wearing socks with sandals, patchouli, turtlenecks and have nothing to prove.Please note my interests and realize that I am pretty narrow minded when it comes to music. With that being said, think twice before asking me to accept your rad new band as one of my "friends." I am not here to advertise for you.

My Blog

Our New Addition

Ford Michael arrived on June 2nd 2008, at 1:07 p.m. He weighed 8lbs 3oz and was 19 & 1/2 inches long. Although he was almost 3 weeks early, he is healthy and...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:21:00 GMT

But wait, there's more...

Not only did we set a wedding date for May 13, 2006 but Jason decided to upgrade my "Cute Little Antique Ring" to "Bling" I never thought I could wear something so big and love it so much but......
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 19:46:00 GMT

Enough!!

Ok, ENOUGH with the lame ass bands trying to advertise in "My" space! I am narrow minded. I admit it. I do not like most people. I do not like most music. PLEAS...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:15:00 GMT

I am engaged!!

It's official... I am engaged! The ring is BEAUTIFUL! Nothing too flashy, it's very simple and almost looks antique. I absolutely love it! Although we have not yet decided on a date, we have agre...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 20:50:00 GMT