Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam; Tom Morello so I can look disappointed, but also because I will attend a RATM concert at least once before it's finally too late; I'd like to shake Chris Cornell's hand for the earlier half of his career, but also so I can look disappointed; Maynard James Keenan because I'd love to kick him in the shin and fucking book it, he'd probably catch up, wait, who am I kidding, I'm Italian (thank you G for keeping me informed of that), but seriously, he'd never catch me; Danny Carey also, though he's probably more athletic; Kris Novoselic because I'd just like to know where the fuck he went; Dave Grohl kind of missed his chance, even to look at him in disappointment, it'd just be a disappointment to me; I'd like to find someone completely brand new, who just so happens to understand everything about me, I wouldn't even stay long, just for the excitement of it, I mean, I doubt I'll ever find my soul mate, but I was kind of leaning more towards the old wise man from the Mountain Dew commercials just because it'd completely disprove my "About Me" statement. I probably left some out, I don't care much for fake ass movie celebrities, and most other musicians (including some of the ones mentioned above), I have heard, are complete assholes, crazy assholes. I don't know, if I wasn't such an asshole myself it'd probably be fun to meet a crazy asshole, and shindig 'em.