utilitarian machinations & psychic junk

About Me

I'm a girl. I make stuff. Some folks like it, some folks don't and some folks are indifferent. I like scotch, hookas, and kitty cats. In my spare time I enjoy purchasing footwear and panties. I have cold feet, always. Thai food excites me...as well as sock puppets. Some more things I like:

Leather satchels full of marbles.
The sound scissors make when you open and close them.
Angry boys.
Blue walls.
Popping other people's pimples.
Mummies.
Spankings.
Fantasy books written by fat dirty old men.
Swedish fish.
Dancing in my underwear.

My Interests

Mermaids.
Sailors.
Glass slippers.
Bumblebees.
Boyscouts
Broken Mirrors.
Bells.
The Ocean.
Erections.
Pirates.
Panty Raids.
Candy Sticks.
Snakes and Wolves.
Sea Monsters.
Masturbation.
Nuns.
Strappy Heeled Shoes.
Machines.
Blue Velvet Dresses.

I'd like to meet:

People to give me money for my art. Other artists. Harmless Weirdos. Someone willing to clean my house in exchange for cookies.

Music:

certainly.

Movies:

J'aime ca.

Television:

Mummies.

Books:

Oooey Gooey. Oh yes.

Heroes:

paul klee, andreo botticeli, artemisia ghinteleschi, max ernst, francis bacon, lucien freud, gustav klimt, cindy sherman, jan vermeer, lucy breslin, mark johnson, peter autio, linda arbuckle, pasquarello, hokusai.

My Blog

sketchbook diaries 2/5/07

with the spontaneous generation of a distinct and discernible absence of audial input having registered in these frayed and feathered neural synapses, i've jumped...nay! linebacker-style TACKLED the m...
Posted by utilitarian machinations & psychic junk on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

the discreet charm of the bourgouisie

it's true, i find most things moderately amusing...and though the difference between amused and a muse is often blurred in this particular girl's world, sometimes the bridge isn't gapped but becomes a...
Posted by utilitarian machinations & psychic junk on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST