God Was Too Busy |
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minu...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Definition of a Man - By yours Truly |
Definition of a Man1.) When cancelling plans, he calls at least 24 hours before said plans.2.) Doesn't leave the toilet seat up in my bathroom.3.) Doesn't have a my way or the high way perspective of ...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:04:00 PST |
War is an ugly thing... be thankful |
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for ...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Dance Like Nobody's Watching |
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.
After t...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST |
Thank You Lord |
Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings. Thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf.
Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as p...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:05:00 PST |
Life Goes On (READ THIS) |
Sometimes when people come into your life, they were meant to be there for some reason. To serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help you figure out who you are. You never know who these p...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST |
The Seven Dwarves |
The seven dwarves
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in t...
Posted by ♥Jolena♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
