Sarah Kaine JOURNEY video EPK
"Well, there was a long-winded, high falutin’ “Official Bio†here, but it got to readin' a bit too much like a Larry King Live autocue. Not that I don’t adore Larry- I actually find suspenders to be a major turn-on… but I’ve decided to tuck away the “Official†up there in the blog section. Help Yourself. Zzzzzz Zzzz… ~Alright, so I guess some of you might’ve accidentally stumbled across my page, and I hope (for the sake of my fragile ego…Ha!) that some of you have intentionally stopped by! For you intentionals, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your interest and support! For you accidentals, I sure hope you’ll stick around a while! But I reckon, first, you’d have to have some idea of what you’re stickin’ around for…So I guess I oughta tell you a little bit about myself, “ Officiallyâ€!~ Being on stage is the ONLY vision I’ve ever had for myself; Being a singer, a songwriter, …an entertainer. Now, who knows if I count as any of that? After all, I suppose talent and worthiness, like beauty, is in “the eye of the beholder", but I know it’s all I’ve ever wanted. Music, to me, is somethin’ I’ve never been able to get enough of. All kinds. Seems I just can’t soak it up quick enough, or deep enough in my soul. Sometimes I’ll get up in the middle of the night and drive halfway to Memphis just so I can turn my records up, loud as they’ll play, and really FEEL the music in my bones. Almost like I want it to be IN me, you know, physically IN my veins… if that makes any sense. There is truly NOTHING on this earth that makes me happier than the sound of voices like Johnny Cash singin’ “Get Rhythmâ€, or Loretta Lynn singin’ “Fist City†and the like. Then there are folks like Marty Stuart, and Raul Malo, and Dwight Yoakam that inspire me and move me in ways I can’t begin to explain. ~Aside from the music end, I’m a homebody. I’ll take my Comcast cable and a plate of pizza rolls over the “THUMP,THUMP†of a club DJ ANY ol’ Saturday night. I love Pentecostal,“holy-roller†gospel music,bluegrass, the sound of telecaster guitars, and cats… especially black ones. I try and learn something new every day. I do my best writing late,late at night or real early in the morning. I love makeup, perfume, and frilly things. RED nail polish is the ONLY color I can abide on my nails, and I firmly believe high heels are a girl’s best friend. It wouldn’t be unusual to catch me at Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning, buying gossip rags and SlimJims… and NO, I don’t care what they’re made of- they’re delicious! Chef Boyardee was my first celebrity crush. I believe in usin' dental floss and good moisturizers. I TRULY believe, on an off day, a good push-up bra can re-route the arterial flow to your brain.(Ha!) I believe in having manners, and bein’ nice to folks. I believe a simple “please†and “thank you†goes a long way. I also believe a good ol’ fashioned ass whoopin’ never hurt anyone. I sang before I could talk, and I could cuss a person out in full sentences by the time I was 18 months old ... ~If I knew I was gonna die tomorrow my last meal would be fried chicken and BROWN gravy over rice, a made from scratch biscuit, and a big bowl of Fordhook butter beans. Accompanied by a giant glass of sweet, iced tea (with lemon.) ~ So... that's a little bit about me. Are you still there? Hello?... (Ha!) Seriously though,I hope you’ll take a listen here, and come back and say hey from time to time, AND I hope you’ll come visit with me when I perform live here and there. See you ‘round! Love, SarahKaine"
