Tommy Lee's Drumstick

Hi. My name is T-Bone. That's right, I said T-Bone, god dammit. T to the muthafuckin BONE, ya heard me? I'm a pissed of drumstick. I got separated from my twin brother a few months ago. (see PICS section for some recent shots of us) My dad, Tommy fuckin Lee, got all excited and threw me into a friggin stinky sweaty crowd of hooligans without throwing my bro in with me. Now I'm all alone and super-pissed!!! So..I've decided to go solo until I find my brother and father. I'll be travelling all around, hitting all the hotspots, mackin some sweet-assed bitches and bein a tru playa, ya heard me, mang? Chicks fuckin love me and my jewels! Add me to your tight-ass-friends list, especially if yer smokin.... and maybe we'll hook up. I'll be adding pics as often as I can.
Footage of me and BLOTZ surfing the net, watching RATT videos on YouTube! ROUND N ROUND, BITCHES!! WOO HOO!
Me....looking at pics of my dad on the internet. Disbelief. Shocked. Stunned.
Here's footage of my dad...chugging Jagermeister talking to the crowd after I smashed threw one of his drumheads. I was pissed. That's what happens.
I need to get back home to my dad! I need hot chicks, sweet titties, wicked assed partys, sunny beaches and Limos! Dad always is surrounded by hot bitches. If anyone out there can hook a brutha up with a bus ticket back to Cali so I can kick it wit my dad and brutha, I'd much appreciate that. Hook a stick up already! I'll try to update this damn myspace thing as much as i can. you see...i don't have any hands, so it's really F'n hard to type using only my forehead. Hey, I ain't complainin, I'm just saying. Dont' make me open up a can of whoop-ass on you. I love you though. Yer the SHIT! Talk soon, playa!
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