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This site is the official-unofficial site of the most underated movie of all time!We Have decided to take a little different direction with this site. We have decided to take on the role of wine review and tasting. Our goal is to offer a simple, cheap(send us the bottle, and thats it), and easy way to get wine reviewed using the characters from the movie sideways! We will review each wine sent to us, write a review from prespective of the main characters from the movie. This review will be read by our many friends on here, and wil intice them to buy wine from you! We are experts in wine, and are already working with a couple local wineries as tasters.My name is Miles. I am currently an English teacher to a bunch of freakin 8th graders. However I am also a novelist. My last shot at getting something published fizzled out after some interest at Conundrum. I am deep into Pinot's, but lately Ive been into Rieslings as well. I love all varietals, but really dont like California Chardonays; to much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation. Currently I am on 2 medication (Zanax and Laxapro. I am currently seeing Maya but jack thinks I am gay because im not willing bang the girls that are 2 tons of fun! To sum it up I am a "a smug piece of excrement floating out to sea"My names is Jack. I am an actor/ Voice-Over in California. You may remember me as Dr. Derek Summersby from "One Life to Live". Unlike my buddy Miles I am not gay and love to party with chicks. I get women and men of all ages looking at me. By the way I love all women (even big ones)! I am just beginning to learn about wines, you know the whole process from growing, to harvesting to production. I thought all Pinots were red wines and also thought wines had a minty flavor until Miles informed me to stop chewing my gum during the tastings. Even though Miles can be a real downer he is still my best man! Ive develop a strong affection for a wine pourer, because she tastes different, smells defferent, and she even fucks different!Hiya my name is Maya! I am currently a waitress in Beullton, CA. I am also currently going to school and majoring in Horticulture. i want to someday work at a winery. I love wine and have been into it for about years now. the bottle that did was a Sassicaia. I got ito wine with my ex-husband and liked it because it made me think of what a big fruad he was and it taste so fucking good! And yes I did sleep with Miles, so he is not gay!Hello my name is Stephanie. I am currently a wine pourer at a winery named Kalyra! I have a duaghter named Seirra. I can pour a mean glass of wine, which ussually leads to me being spanked (which I like). I agree with Miles about Cab Francs. We come never to expect greatness from them! Maya is one of my best friends. I love to ride my motorcycle and make Jack ride on the back!