ozzySLAG™

Artists, models, vendors... I'll get you gigs. contact me, it'll take up to 4 days to get back to you since I do get alot of shit on this thing.
Get lost in my eyes, darlings. Waddup call me slag: slag the telemarketer, slag the promoter, that kid who's out of his mind. I've watched myself become a local legend in this little town, just because i jam on another flick than others... hey i can dig it, i dig the rumors cuz the ones about me are more like myths... "did you hear about that one time ozzy..."
That's just cause I've been living out in the real world since I was 16... so I travel around and find other worlds. It bites you on the ass alot, but the perks are fucken worth it. but slag wat possible perks could homelessness have? well, i feel like a real person. the hardship opens your eyes, the winter makes you a man, the desolation lets you think.
I'm a real person, I'm honest and caring. I'm an asshole til you're in need.. and then i become the ozzy part of slag: good listener, stuffed animal, the cocoa that melts in your hand.
A i M the jellyfish .. "ozzyslag" or "slagandcoke" or "lilsickboy20"
twitter the jellyfish .. "twitter.com/ozzyslag"
+ please don't post thanks for the add shit telling me to check out your music. if you want me to check you for chillspot promotions, send me a message with "CHILLSPOT" in the subject box.
+ this is the only real ozzy slag myspace
+ if you're not in chicago and you don't plan on having a real conversation, why add me? i'm not saying don't, i'm saying have a reason to.
up to the minute slag