most hardcore band blog ever! |
Now someone reading a band blog might find it odd that the author of that blog would mention the fact that his prostate is swollen to the size of an engorged orange flesh honeydew. The reader might fi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:56:00 GMT |
Loreena McKennitt is a whore |
Second only to getting a haircut from a topless woman, I do love a good massage. I love the whole thing, from the table with a hole to stick your face in to the soothing music you hear once they close...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:46:00 GMT |
the ugly effect |
Im jogging the other day when I run past this baseball dugout and something catches my eye. In one corner there is this huge butterfly caught in a spiders web. The thing was the size of a friggin b...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:53:00 GMT |
acting warm-up suggestion |
So Im lying awake last night. You know the sound a mosquito makes when it is flying around the room? Its impossible for me to go to sleep when I know there is a mosquito anywhere near me so Ill end...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:52:00 GMT |
Gillette's red pill |
There is the part in The Truman Show where Jim Carreys character sees a lighting fixture fall from the sky. It makes no sense to him, looking up into the clear sky, where it came from or how it could...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:49:00 GMT |
von trouble |
Ok, with the latest information about the child porn found on the computer of white supremacist killer James von Brunn isnt it about time we all face up to some simple facts and take action? As unple...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:26:00 GMT |
the world is your ashtray |
Let me just say right off the bat that if you smoke in the car and throw your cigarette butt out your window when youre done with it I hate you. Really.I sincerely hope that you get some sort of canc...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:45:00 GMT |
worst blog ever |
Ever get so bored that you just jump in the car and go out for a drive? I do it more than Id like to admit. Just got back from one of those drives where I just let fate decide what Ill be up to for ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 10:18:00 GMT |
McOdd |
Strangest thing happens the other day. Im out with some friends and we want to grab a bite so I suggest we go to Burger King but it turns out there isnt one within 20 miles so somebody else suggests...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 07:48:00 GMT |
the sun, the moon, my mullet and me |
I sat in the chair and just couldnt take it anymore. For the last 10 years I had been getting my head buzzed, high and tight, and the thought of the trimmer once again taking away my desired appearan...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
