I hate when people spell my name the wrong way... it's STACEY! And I hate vanilla wafers too.
Masturbation = Sex with someone I love
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Havelock Ellis
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
Albert Einstein
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
John Russell
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
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