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SLACKER

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


I AM..

xo not a party girl
ox living the NIRVANA life
xo the best prank caller
ox an instigator
xo RANDOMM!
ox class clown
xo going to call you if you give me your #
ox michelle jacovinos teacher
xo a safe driver
ox in love love LOVE with mischeif night
xo not afraid to steal jamies NVL cheerleading T
ox a really bad picture taker
xo a slacker
ox " wicked" but not from london
xo a hardcore punk rocker
ox in hybernaion mode for the winter
xo in awe that i didnt kill everyone Vdance nite
ox known for my big ass and summer campfires
xo the biggest topic jumper you'll ever meet
ox annoyed when people speak in EBONICS
xo infatuated with spying on my neighbor, as he is with me im SURE!
ox incredibly patient- i don't know how because my friends are crazy
xo NOT afraid to scratch my crabbs in public- and thanks clemidida + - i'm still waiting for my tee shirt that says it!
ox in LOVE with Baz Luhrann "everybodys free to wear sunscreen" (download it)

My Interests

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i *myrtle beach
* ketchuping peoples cars
* birthdays at westconn
* southbury
* climbing billboards
* old lyme with my bitch
*when liz's parents go away
* senior year
*my retainer
*getting caught by jamies mom
*driving to torrington
*soccer, hockey, lacrosse players
* " BR DRIA BR " KP
*singing on peoples voicemails
*getting lap dances.... from kp
*shopping for cartigans and kakis
*laughing.out.loud.
*getting caught in the rain
*when shannie made a BP table in her brothers room with a locker and plywood
*my circus cup, and my tigger one too.
*rumors from sophmore year about me. (please ask me about them)
*having dance parties
*playing asshole
*singing obnoxiously in the car to histerical 'no one sings these ' types of songs
*203-573 9995 . that number.

I'd like to meet:

"If you like pina- collada's, and gettin caught in the rain, if your not into health foods , and your into champagne, if you like makin love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape, im the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"

Music:

SUBLIME, obviously. Dispatch ya know, Nirvana, YES PLEASE (love you Ry),Forget Paris 3, Sunset Band, Eminem's a hottie, Tenacious D (call me sometime Jack Black), Backstreet Boys (Nick Carter 3),Britney Spears(saw her in concert-- LOVED IT!), I really like Hanson but my friend won't let me write it, Oar, Guster, Finch, The Used, The Beach Boys :) saw them in concert bet you're jealous!!, Jay-Z, Nas, my boy Kanye, No Doubt used to be good before they sold out, Lucky Boys Confusion, Rancid,System Of A Down, A Thousand Foot Crutch, and Third Eye Blind.Coheed and Cambria, matchbook Romance, Sugarcult,Wide Spread Panic, Snow Patrol,Blink 182,Simple Plan, warrent, HIM, 311,Countng Crows, Goo goo dolls So many more biotch.

Movies:

Since none of you online freaks asked me to tell you about my EXTENSIVE list of favorite movies, ( i know im intimidating, but no need to be shy, it's online for chrissake!) i feel obligated to list them. right here. right now. THE SANDLOT!!!, fight club, oceans 11, american pie, Old school, elf, wedding crashers, best of will ferrel vol 1&2 (2 kinda blowed standing next to vol. 1), bewitched, anchorman, (ya get the hint- I SWEAT WILL FERRELL), the waterboy, happy gilmore, waynes world, ferris beulers day off, peter pan, the mighty ducks, deep end of the ocean, AUSTIN POWERS!!!, my girl, EUROTRIP, jaw breaker, i mean ive seen basically anything worth seeing, i've obviously seen all the jay and silent bob movies but Clerks is my favorite. I sweat the boondock saints, and i enjoyed SLC PUNKS. but i didnt really dig how the ending was. now. if this list of movies doesn't make you want to talk to me. you should drop dead.

Television:

I LOVE 24. I've been watching it religiously since 8th grade. If there's something going on that night I'll skip it. Kieffer Sutherland is a babe. I know he's like 45 but me and my dad still love him. I like Family Guy, OC, Surreal Life, Southpark, Beavis & Butthead RIP, Ren & Stimpy RIP, Undressed where'd that go?, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Best Week Ever,Wheel of Fortune,Old Cartoons on Nickelodeon, and basically anything that's on. When i'm really stressed and i'm too lazy to go online and shop i'll just watch QVC 1-800-345-1515, or 1-800-345-1212 for experienced shoppers like myself.(People such as my roomate thought i was kidding untill she walked in the room sitting in bed with a pint of icecream watching QVC.)**DON'T BE ANOTHER VICTIM!**

Books:

unlike michelle jacovino- i know how to read. i advise every myspace user NEVER to read WHAT LOOKS LIKE CRAZY ON AN ORDINARY DAY. sucks sooo much.. As me if you really care what kind of books I like, i'd be more than happy to tell you. But do read:: THE GAME Penitrating the Secret Society Of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss

Heroes:

JOHN MICHAEL GARRITY, JUSTIN PATRICK, SHAWN SPENCER.

My Blog

There are some NEW COOL things about me. SIKE

AAHAHAH. I was just reading some previous blogs, and I really crack myself up!  Also, I checked out who subscribed to my blog, and some boy from CALI did, and he is naked in his default pic, but ...
Posted by SLACKER on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

Paybacks a BITCH, but i'm not.

  Well, another year... And a new set of resolutions.. but unfortunatly, one of my resolutions last year was trying to keep an online blog,but not enough things held my interest during the day to...
Posted by SLACKER on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

Here's how NOT to win me.......

By now, everyone that knows me, know's I don't do relationships.. I don't even try 'em. But this fellow, INSISTS that we are perfect for each other.. Or, I'm perfect in general, and he is perfect for ...
Posted by SLACKER on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

I hate ebonics.

   I forgot how much I hate people speaking ebonics... Here's an example.    So I made a video on my graduatuion vacaction to Wildwood, NJ.  I made a video on how my...
Posted by SLACKER on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

RULES EVERYONE SHOULD LIVE BY

Here is a list of rules that my girlfriend and I made up and we vowed to live by. Now we don't mind you living by them, but don't copy/paste them into your ANYTHING, and don't pretend you wrote them. ...
Posted by SLACKER on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

FUCK TRUE LOVE...

"Fuck true love. It's too scary and too complicated and way too much weight to carry as fast as I intend to be moving. Some people wern't cut out for it, and I was one of those people. The problem was...
Posted by SLACKER on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:37:00 PST

New Year and illiterate mofo's

I think i'm gunna start writing in this blog every damn day because diarys are soooo 2005. Well i'll start by saying new year bash rocked my socks hardcore. As for my new sweater... I nearly...
Posted by SLACKER on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:36:00 PST

everyday is the worst day ever

  This has got the be the most pathetic summer.. More pathetic summer than the one I was on house arrest. I hate how I live for this season and it makes me hate it. Me and my girlfriend...
Posted by SLACKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fill it out!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Am I cute?6. Would you kiss me? 7. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 8. Describe me in ...
Posted by SLACKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:AlexandriaBirthday:October 3Birthplace:Waterbury HospitalCurrent Location:Bunker HillEye Color:hazelHair Color:light brown, kinda red sometimes maybe baby?Heigh...
Posted by SLACKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST