TV, celebrity gossip, baseball, crochet, sleep, homework.
Stephen Colbert: "Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world - a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!" Brilliant. ........................Also: David Sedaris, Imogen Heap, Conan O'Brien, Anderson Cooper, Joel McHale, Amy Sedaris, Will Ferrell, Kyle Chandler, Tim Daly, David Wenham
Imogen Heap, Weezer, Third Eye Blind, Wicked the Musical
Anchoman, GalaxyQuest, The Lord of the Rings series
The Nine (please bring it back ABC!), The Colbert Report, Newsradio, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Flavor of Love
Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris; Naked, David Sedaris; Holidays on Ice, David Sedaris; Haroun and the Sea of Stories, Salman Rushdie
My Mom and Dad, Stephen Colbert