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JT...
... 's first priority: friends.
... is a fire-fighter in training
... plays football
... plays hockey
... can outdrink you
... owns a civic
... currently works as a construction worker
... owns too many DVDs
... spends too much money
... sleeps an unreasonable amount
... has outrageous driving skills
... lives for parties
Sun Sign: Pisces
Sun 19° Pisces 50' Pisces Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Cancer
Moon 27° Cancer 27' Cancer Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Virgo
Ascendant 3° Virgo 35' Virgo Horoscope
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Hush little girl, sweet baby don’t cry, tonight
Daddy is here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby tonight
Why can’t it all, be like it was before
How can I explain why mommies not here anymore
Cause daddy like porno and 10 dollar whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
I think that’s why mommy left us, mommy left us,
Hush little girl there is no reason to fret tonight
Don’t mind the smoke; daddy just wants to forget tonight
Soon it will all be like it was, before
Any minute she will walk through the front door
But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Daddy wants sex that involves mommy’s rear
Daddy has sore on his naughty parts oozing with puss
I think that’s why mommy left us
Please don’t cry, I swear ill try to be here by your side
Right after daddy gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie and steals a new car
He’ll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right
He’ll bring home your new mommy tonight
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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