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Patches™

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About Me

.. Though it would be odd to change my name to this, I think there should exist someone named Lucille Shook... I am a former rackjobber with Sam Goody. Now I can't find work... I never got to to tell him... what I'm sure would have been perceived as a homosexual come-on at the time... I feel so guilty... It's too late now... green beans are tasty... keep it somewhat bare-bones, it will make it easier to move, or for others to move your crap... ok, be a packrat and let others burn your shit later... wine is a mocker and beer is a brawler, all for balvo stand up and holler... whooo!!!... If you know the difference between bored and inspired, you're too discerning to have fun, Einstein... Or is that Tubby?... If I'm to believe Bob Seger, the woods are trusty... Break down your boxes, you garbage-producing pigs... OK, if you keep your boxes ready for storage it's not garbage but collectibles... I wish I were retired from Humpty Dumpty. It would make a good newspaper note... Enjoy your bottle rockets, enjoy your cherry bombs... enjoy your sparklers, and enjoy your snakes... it's a garbage truck, a microwave, and a rainbow... Don't make me have to call Liberace... If nothing else, I offer a hostility toward books... Don't tell me we didn't share a moment by the notion jerky... Donuts make my foot detox water go all goofy... Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. There is water on Mars... A Baptist church is a fun God tribute venue... If you don't know who put the 'pee' in 'gossippy,' you could still be too talkative at the urinal. Shut the pie hole, or better yet, crazy glue that hose shut... I don't want a discussion. I want you to hear me and comply with my views. I am right. My colleagues are right. We are all together. So what if we get a big squared X in the sky with a honking sound of defeat when we decide on an answer. We stick together and we will not be broken. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Jesus right over. If he doesn't break us he has to join us. We will remain stiff-necked, and be broken without remedy. But it's just a game... Fleetwood Mac's Save Me a Place is excruciatingly embarrassing... The sound of Willie Nelson's voice makes one subconsciously hear a fart and smell a horse flop...You might consider a topical cream... .... .... .. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net
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too early success: dickie roberts syndrome Projectile Missile for God

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who kneed people and continue to knee them. Immense respect comes with a willingness to tussle for solitude.

My Blog

Gale?

Gale Smokestack?
Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:54:00 GMT

the greatest story ever told

There used to be this place in Texas where some of us newspaper people would go to drink after we got off work at night.  Some people called it a bar, some called it a tavern.  The Yellow Pages, I thi...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:29:00 GMT

Oprah on trial in Amarillo

That was fun, wasn't it?
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:53:00 GMT

5,000 profile views

Do a google.  It won't prove it, but go ahead.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Mens Pancake Breakfast

Go to Robert Custer's church for this.  Just leave me alone.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:06:00 GMT

I enjoy a good writers strike

This man was recently on the Tonight Show, and that's what makes this country great, by God.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:07:00 GMT

I’m number 58

Do a google.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:08:00 GMT

why the world hates us

Merle Haggard's cover of "Love me Tender."
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Host Chat

Regis no longer opens 19 bottles, but his vitamins are all in a neat little packet.
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:58:00 GMT

Da Ya Think Im Holy?

In honor of Duane Hitchings, Rod Stewart's co-writer of "Da ya Think I'm Sexy?" having a scripture of the day feature on his myspace, here's the inspiration:  thanks, Duane!  Gonna accept my...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:07:00 GMT