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Aside from being real fuckin smart, I'm also really good looking. Many people have said that I could pass for the offspring of Demi Moore and Tom Selleck when he was in all those cowboy movies. I am also really good at lots of shit. I have an amazing voice. One time when I was in, like, sixth grade I was asked to perform gospel hymns in an all black church. Women were crying and drawn to their knees as they were so overcome by the spirit and shit. They may have saw Jesus. I like horseback riding, surfing and jumping out of airplanes. Especially when in the air. Deep sea fishing is another hobby that I enjoy, but, I always feed and release anything that I catch because I also give a fuck about animals. I make up for my low income by having an enormous dong. Charity work gives me a sense of fullfillment and I beleive that children are our future. I am a big brother to a couple of gautamalan orphans who claim that I am a huge inspiration to them and now they want to be legal citizens. I am a jack of all trades and a master at a lot of shit too. One time I was driving to mexico to build a house for some people that lived in a shack with dirt floors when I came upon a broken down school bus filled with catholic school students. They were in the middle of the desert with no food and no water. After showing them how to make potable water out of my urine I was able to get their bus working again and they safely drove to the next rest stop where they were able to contact home. Well, that's just a little bit about me. Hit me up if you want to party sometime or just hang out and watch some of the films that I co-produced.