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media sheep

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

About Me

Media Sheep

Where people come for sheep porn... and leave disappointed.

I'm into the weirdest shit:And don't say I didn't warn you about the pending zombie or robot or zombie-robot or robot-zombie apocolypse.

My Interests

If you don't have a zombie contingency plan at every exit of your domicile, then I don't want to know you... I don't like forming emotional attachments to people who are going to die come the zombie apocolypse.

I'd like to meet:

People interested in the Christian Iconography of Pre-Columbian North America.
Sexy zombie car wash babes:

Music:

Mandy Moore (only the early stuff, I'm a REAL fan!). Tom Cruise (that song he sings in Top Gun is awesome! he also sings in Jerry Maguire!). Lindsay Lohan. Keannu Reeves (Sweet November! WATCH IT! It's amazing!).

Movies:

I like movies about fast cars: The Fast and the Furious, Days of Thunder, and above all, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Television:

is like books, but without reading.

Books:

are for the nerds.

Heroes:

Betty White, Betty Ford, Betty Rubble...