Darryl

First off, the disclaimer. While at work, the creator of this profile is professional enough to keep his mouth shut and behave himself, so you can piss off if you planned to exploit this page to screw with his job. Now then, with that out of the way, let the introductions begin. Compulsively philosophical punk-redneck-treehugger mutant hybrid (Don't ask how, but all of it fits.) Militant peacenik who treats music as an emotional food group. Calmed down a little since college, but still crazier than you. Diagnosed as type II Bipolar and deals with it. Go judge somebody else. Fully aware of how ridiculous he seems, but doesn't care. You might laugh at him, but he laughs at himself even more. Far less self-important than a profile this verbose would suggest. Can't stand people who strive to be sheep (i.e. almost everybody.) Justifiably cynical. Proudly defiant anti-bullshit crusader (somebody's gotta do it.) Loyal to a fault, but God help you if you sell him out. Has an amoebic sense of humor that nobody else fully understands. Raised as a diehard (i.e. real) Green Bay Packers Fan. Disdains faddish keyboard lingo (plz, lmao, tx, omg, grrl, etc.) Has an imaginary invisible twin brother named Arthur who was invented by his father (no, really.) Can be a real bastard if antagonized--just ask his friends. Hopelessly rabid gamer (D&D for 18 years and counting, plus some other stuff here and there.) Driving enthusiast and (very) amateur gearhead. Got his midlife crisis over with early. To make a long story short, starting over was a lifesaver, and his fiancee gets partial credit for his recovery. Willing to discuss strong personal beliefs, but doesn't bash anyone over the head with them and expects to be spared in kind. Edited his profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 . Enjoys talking about himself in third person, using lots of parentheses, and stating the obvious when making profiles.