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Dot My WordsMy name is Sharilyn, but if you know me you probably know me as Sissy. I previously attended UAB but was only there from August to the end of November. I absolutely hated it there. I am glad to be back now because I missed my family too dang much. I am a BIG daddy's girl, but my mom is my best friend...next to my brother who is my ROCK, and my half-aunt Nikki (she is half of my heart). My brother is my hero. My cousins are so adorable. I love them so dern much but I hate that they are growing up so fast. I am going to Troy of Montomgery now for their Nursing program. Someday I surely want kids. Most definitely. But not too soon. I have the most ridiculously southern accent ever and get joked on about it all the time, but I like hearing people laugh at how I talk. I love making people laugh. I'm definitely the most random person you will ever meet. But, I do love meeting new people. I am not shy in the least bit. I love to read, and bowl. I sing and dance almost religously. I talk a lot, but listening is something I do better. I love giving people advice (or my opinion) if I think it helps. But I am also very blunt and like to say what's on my mind. I do not like pissing people off, and hate fighting, but just like any other normal person I can be a bitch! I think everyone is unique. I do most anything outragious or insane just to be different.
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Name: Sharilyn (Sissy) Shepard
Birthday: 7/28/88
Birthplace: Montgomery, Al
Current Location: Prattville, AL
Eye Color: green mostly, but sometimes blue and grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: I don't know
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: a guy crying
Your Fears: that i've hurt someone
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and cheeeeeesy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save money to get OUT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what an idiot
Thoughts First Waking Up: got to brush my teeth
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes (maybe)
Your Bedtime: about that time
Your Most Missed Memory: my best friend BOOBY!!
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I rarely drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: wish I didn't
Do you Sing: always
Do you Shower Daily: always
Have you Been in Love: or so I thought
Do you want to go to College: heck yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: rarely
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: keyboard..and trying the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: "a little"
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in somones arms after saving someones life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a surgeon
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: how they feel
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: as many as you can have
Number of Piercings: as many as you want
Number of Tattoos: as many as you want
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot
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My Interests

Beer Pong is my new favorite thing to do!! Josh Groban!!! NASCAR racing!!,HUNTING, Fishing, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Roll Tide (BAMA Football is the GREATEST), Classical Music...it's so soothing right, darkness, Rock, mud, attitudes, local bands, guitars, tattoos, peircings, country music, people who don't care (actually, people in general), style, running, friends, sports, skaters, smiles, black, orange, pink, trucks (big ol' jacked up trucks!), stars, kisses, play fights, cuddling, my dog Cole, hard-to-gets, kids, a breeze, waterfalls, fourwheelin', log cabins, fires, lakes, rivers, oceans, underwater animals, sounds of nature, singing in the shower, dancing at random moments, stares, vampires, salads, stupidity, camping, greeeeen, Ireland, Medieval things (dungeons, dragons, castles, etc...), Foreign Cultures, all art, camoflauge, matches, candles, country boys or rednecks, "roughing it", life.
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I'd like to meet:

Josh Groban!!! I would so marry him and not think twice about it. He is awesome. Amazing voice, and cute as hell!!Jared Leto (SOO FiiNE!!), Billy Joe Armstrong (Awesome eyes), Dale Earnhardt Jr., Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Depp (only as a pirate), and Jessica Simpson (I'm just a tiny bit ditsy, though not quite as bas as her)!THIS IS A TOAST.... TO US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!!:How To Be An Artist . ?Stay Loose . Learn To Watch Snails . Plant Impossible Gardens . Invite Someone Dangerous To Tea . Make Little Signs That Say Yes! And Post Them All Over Your House . Make Friends With Freedom Uncertainty . Look Forward To Dreams . Cry During Movies . Swing As High As You Can On A Swing Set By Moonlight . Cultivate Moods . Refuse To " Be Responsible â€ . Do It For Love . Take Lots Of Naps . Give Money Away . Do It Now . The Money Will Follow . Believe In Magic . Laugh A Lot . Celebrate Every Gorgeous Moment . Take Moon Baths . Have Wild Imaginings . Transformative Dreams . And Perfect Calm . Draw On The Walls . Read Everyday . Imagine Yourself Magic . Giggle With Children . Listen To Old People . Open Up . Dive In . Be Free . Bless Yourself . Drive Away Fear . Play With Everything . You Are Innocent . Build A Fort With Blankets . Get Wet . Hug Trees . Write Love Letters .

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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

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Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 88% Supergirl 83% Green Lantern 80% Robin 73% Superman 70% Iron Man 65% The Flash 60% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 40% Catwoman 35% Batman 25% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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Music:

I love music. I listen to all kinds of rock, and I listen to country. JOSH GROBAN!!! Oldies For The Drive Home Ballswag Harbor Skyline Atreyu Jimmy Eat World Hot Hot Heat Relient K Matchbook Romance Terrific Kid Def Leopard The Weakerthans Between The Burried and Me Counting Crows Ozzy Bright Eyes System of A Down Papa Roach AFI Amber Pacific Armor for Sleep At the Drive-In Audioslave Beck Bob Marley Breaking Benjamin Cake Chevelle Chronic Future Coldplay Copeland Crossfade Dashboard Confessional Death Cab for Cutie Don't Die Cindy The Doors Fear Factory Finch The Foo Fighters Fountains of Wayne Franz Ferdinand From First to Last Funeral for a Friend Green Day Hawthorne Heights Head Automatica Hidden in Plain View The Honorary Title Hot Rod Circuit Interpol Jack Johnson Johnny Cash Keane Killers Linkin Park Marcy Playground The Mars Volta Modest Mouse Morrissey MSI Muse Mudvayne My American Heart My Chemical Romace Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Northstar Oasis Parkside View Phantom Planet The Postal Service Radiohead Red Hot Chili Peppers Seether Senses Fail Smile Empty Soul Snow Patrol Something Corporate Staind Sublime A Static Lullaby Stephen Lynch Story of the Year Straylight Run Sugarcult Switchfoot Taking Back Sunday Tenacious D Theory of A Dead Man Thursday Trapt TRUSTcompany underOATH Unwritten Law The Used Vanilla Sky Velvet Revolver Weezer The White Stripes Yellowcard The Zutons The Exies
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Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Pretty in Pink, Fried Green Tomatoes, Cowboy Way, Pure Country, 8 Seconds, Anything John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie, pretty much All MOVIES!! I can get into any movie. (Motorhome Massacre, hah!)
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Television:

Scrubs, Sports, Hunting, CSI: Las Vegas, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Yes Dear, SNL, Comedy Central, Lifetime, News
Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.

Your flirting style: Coy

Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park

Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant

What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?

Books:

I'm a nerd... I like to read...Anything Stephen King, The Outsiders, The Da Vinci Code, Hell Fire, Overkill...

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Heroes:

Jesus, My Dad, Mom, Brother, My Papaw and Memaw, Chuck (who is over seas kicking butt, and whom I love so dern much!!!), Mark Lee(funniest character ever!!), Stephen Bicknell (RIP), ALL U.S. MILITARY, and Mr. Milton: one of the greatest guys ever. I'm going to miss the football games we used to watch when everyone was gone and it was just me and you. The poker parties were the best! But most of all, just sitting around talking with you and Mrs. Marbeth. I love you.'This morning when I awoke and saw the sun above, I softly said "Good Morning Lord, Bless everyone I love" '*The greatest gift a man could give, is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live.*
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Talk to me you bodacious bitch with an asscrack down your forehead

So, umm, here's the deal:: If you don't believe in God, so be it. No one is forcing you. But really, why on earth would you write some bullshit about something you don't believe in, 'cause you apparen...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

My place of serenity

So, I went camping Saturday night. It was dark when we left. On the way there, all I could see were shrubs and dry fields; all I knew was that it was a looong bumpy ride. We get to the place surr...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

Wasted away again...

""" Do you remember February 1993 when a young 3 yr. Old was taken from a Shopping mall in Liverpool, NY by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second and J...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

Congrats to Nick Saban, the new BAMA head coach...now stay your ass in one place and stop switching teams. Mal Moore needs to retire - Mike Shepard Collin Couherd can choke to death on a booger - Mike...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

George Washington's Prayer

"Almighty God; We make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection; that Thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obe...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

I don't want to pee my pants when i'm 80

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister hits you, don'...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST

Patch, Pill, whatever works!

Two rednecks, Earl and Bubba, were driving down theroad one day drinking a Bud. Earl looks up and says, "Lookiee up thar, Bubba...I see a real po-leese roadblaock..." "Them Pol-eese mans gonna catch u...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST

7-year-old explains sex

Little Melvin was 7 years old and likeother boys his age rathercurious.He had been hearing quite a bitabout 'making out'from the older boys, and he wonderedwhat it wasand how it was done.One day he to...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

Stop your BITCHIN

The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The same magazine that employs Michael...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

Screw chocolate, roses, and diamonds: I want a Trollin' Motor

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move ...
Posted by Smee ♥ ARGH! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST