I am 15, single, male and looking. I'm looking at you. I bet you taste like chicken, don't you? My mom's boyfriend does. Would you scream when I bite you? He doesn't either. I really don't know what she sees in him.
I have my own web page ~~~Magnificent Me~~~
I'll allow you to see it.
In my spare time, I enjoy emitting ear-rending screams, intimidating all the humans in my household, and chewing wood. Only one human is allowed to touch me, and that's my mom. I really dislike her boyfriend and have decided that I will kill him the first chance I get. He has to sleep sometime.... muhahahaha.
There are some other birds in my home too. Here's where to see us:
Annoying Parrots
Of course they aren't as photogenic and wonderful as *I* am, but they're okay.
I like chicks, but if you are a human spammer chick with no clothes on, please don't ask me to be your friend. I bite. HARD. And besides, I AM A BIRD, not a teenage male. So go away and stop sending me friend invitations.
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