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About Me

In the process of growing old disgracefully, developing a 'bah humbug' approach to all things official. Life is too short.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone interesting with something constructive to say.
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My Blog

Ding dong merrily on high

Oh dear, Americanisms abound this year...if it's not enough that the sub-prime bail out has wasted our banking system we now have to endure the Happy Holidays pish. Just to set the record straight, it...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 08:03:00 GMT

Getting older

Why is it that getting older is accompanied by strange sounds when you bend down to pick stuff up, like an involuntary 'uhhh', it's just weird. I'm also experiencing a shift on political nature and a ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Being Creative

For some strange reason, I am feeling very creative just now, So. Got myself a decent camera (ordered) at long last and hope to get back to photography as an art medium rather than a snapshot sta...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:17:00 GMT

Speling, Gramar and Sums.

Has anyone else noticed how crap people are at spelling, grammar and counting in your head, you remember... common arithmetic without the need for pushing buttons? I’m maybe getting a little old...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:18:00 GMT

World Travel

Goodness I have itchy feet. I want to Travel again, see new places, take photographs, live life a little. Bored with winter now.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Haircuts

Now, here’s a thing. If you are follically challenged or maybe getting a little thin on the top the absolute last thing you should be doing is a ’number two’. Bald guys with skin hea...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:26:00 GMT

John Smeaton - Last time

I've just been informed that John has been granted a column in the 'Sun' newspaper as 'Voice of the people' Well, he doesn't speak for me the twat. I imagine the column would be far more entertaining ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:02:00 GMT

An Orange at half time

The milk of human kindness ran over today when, out of the blue, someone offered me a parking stub with two hours on it. Bonus. Ahh, life is good again. Apparantly no-one gets an orange at half time a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:52:00 GMT

John Smeaton - Enough already.

John Smeaton - Honoured by the Queen as the peoples hero for, in his words. 'putting the boot in' Scarey, an uneducated halfwit admits to making nothing of his life, drinking and smoking too much, liv...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:37:00 GMT

Letter of complaint

Dear Minister,I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss tounderstand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT