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About Me

I know not what may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. - Stubb, Moby Dick

Ozzy Osbourne Crazy Train LIVE HD @ BlizzCon 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtJOMBvLuQ



Read a Book (Dirty Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

My Interests

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My name is Elyse. You probably already know that, but if you don't, I might be lying and you'll never know. Life is like a box of chocolates, and sometimes you get one of those gross ones with the fake jelly inside, but no matter what they are still coated in chocolate, and chocolate is amazing. The End. I love the sun more than anything and when it's pretty outside, I get so annoyingly and unreasonably happy that you might want to hit me. I love everything and I don't hate, and pretty things make me very happy even if they aren't useful, and I'm an artist in every sense of the word. I'm a Quaker and a pacifist; I believe in Jesus Christ, I tolerate everyone and their lifestyles as long as they aren't hurting others, I will never hit anyone with the intent to hurt them, and I don't eat mammals because I feel like a cannibal when I do, and sometimes that makes me get too skinny and then my mommy yells at me and it's funny. I've been through a lot of emotional crazyness, but my losses only made me appreciate myself and what I have left even more, and I'm happier now than I ever have been.

My Blog

Mr. Fix It?

You YouYour faceI know youWho are you?Something is wrong with youYou're in all my dreamsBut you don't talk to meYou sit thereAnd I stareAnd no no no wordsI can't take itStop lookingGo go go crazyTalk!...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:18:00 GMT

A Train Wreck

Hit the deck!It's a train wreck!Barricade yourself!Safe the innocent!Women and children first![Show me an innocent woman, and I'll show you a liar]Liar, liarThe city's on fireStop drop and rollTo save...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:14:00 GMT

Losing Shoes

Flip, flopFlip. Flop.IrritatingLooseShoeTangled lacesLeaves and dirtBlistered heels(Keep running)Tread on a laceStumbleUpright(Keep running)A shoe flies offOne leftOne(Keep running)Nails and rocksHole...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:11:00 GMT

A Something Just Beyond

I'm on the outside looking inTrying to find anything realWho I am knows where I've beenBut do I really feel the way I feel?Fever dreamsBlue light is flickeringI've dreamt about this16 days awakeI reme...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 14:47:00 GMT

Love in Time?

I'm going to bed earlyEveryone thought that was strangeI remember the times we will spend togetherDoing everything by heartTomorrow I screwed up againI was standing on a bridgeI'm not the one who's fa...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 14:43:00 GMT

Validation Craving

Twisted SisterBlister MisterNo more mistakesWhat will it take?I need a breakYou'll never get itYou wanna bet it?Just forget itYou gotta be readyTo be okay.Standing in your spotlightWhat you crave is i...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 14:41:00 GMT

I Think Thoughts That I Know Are Bad

How does the dream walk?He's in my headHe's in the darkHe's safe and secureHow does he walk?I look up and can't help but stareHummingbird HeartThe sight and the dream, one in the sameGo ahead, Dream. ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

My Favorite Soliloquy

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orie...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:38:00 GMT

hell must be for children

A great big circle Round and round and round and round Ashes to ashes We all fall down But children aren't supposed to die And they're dropping like flies And no one's here to tell us whyI l...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:59:00 GMT

There’s a War Going on for Your Mind -- Flobots

There's a war going on for your mind Media mavens mount surgical strikes from trapper keeper collages and online magazine racks.Cover girl cutouts throw up pop-up ads, infecting victims with silicone ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:41:00 GMT