The Cheat profile picture

The Cheat

-=insert cool/funny/interesting/ mysterious/witty/cunning/ amazing headline here=-

About Me


You will hardly know who I am or what I mean. I'm everything you're not, I'm nothing you are. I'm way to honest for my own good. I still open doors for girls, but I don't know if I MEAN it anymore. I love cold weather, oranges, tiny silverware, the color gray, and music. I love to travel, I'm flaky, I'm entirely smooth, I am the best at what I do. I'm slightly arrogant. My hands are always cold. I don't really experience lots of emotions. I'm pretty laid back, I don't get angry. I'm pretty random, and I'm hauntingly perceptive.I quote movie lines all the time, I enjoy telling lame jokes. I make witty comebacks.I am more than you bargained for.I don't like being wrong, but when I am I admit it.I usually end up being the "Bigger person" in arguements.I bottle things up. I shut people out when I feel down.I'm alot nerdier than I let on.I'd rather make out than have sex.Slowly I'm becoming too Jaded to even care that I've always been single. I probably opened a chain letter and didn't send it and now I'm stuck with horrible relationship luck till I'm forty-five.I'm loyal when you have my trust. However you can lose said trust.Sometimes I give too many compliments, sometimes I'm a little too cold.I'm a writer. I'm a gamer, I'm a Marble Madness Hall-of-famer... I have an active lifestyle, I drive a motorcycle named Loki.I doubt I've ever really fallen for a girl. And if I have, then my opinion of love is very low. I see many things in the world I want to change.I procrastinate, but I call it "accumulating motivation".I'm intensely apropos.Admit that you're wrong and better yourself, and you'll win my respect, invite me to a picnic at 3am and you might win my affection."I'm everything you want, I'm everything you need, I'm everything inside of you that you wish you could be. I say all the right things at exactly the right time. But I mean nothing to you and you don't know why.""These are my hands, these are my faults, these are plans, and these are my nasty little thoughts. I've written them down for you to contemplate... At a later date."

My Interests

Things... Everything, nothing, something, anything. People watching, joke-telling, game playing, movie watching, movie line quoting, running, jumping, singing, hacky-sacking, Mall-wandering. Interesting ideas, interesting people. My life is the preverbial smelling of the roses. I love small things that people would normally overlook. I don't like people who don't like good songs because their "too popular" or "Overplayed" or "Too mainstream". I'm interested in people that look past normal societal stereotypes and can create or make themselves without listing things, people, or groups to associate themselves with to establish their own identity.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will restore my faith in humanity...Sometimes I wish I could meet a few authors, or a few of my favorite bands, or actors in my favorite movies, so that when I watch or listen to their work, I could call them up and say how much I enjoyed it.I'd like to meet people that cosplay, girls that are gamers, people with great music taste, people who love what they do. Someone who can outwit me, and be cool about it. Someone I can learn things from. Someone I can hang out with, someone that isn't afraid to do stupid and randoms things due to social pressures.I want to meet someone that will actually do half the things they say they will. Someone that actually IS half the things they say they are... Or Aren't.Someone that is as crazy as I am.A unique rabbit, a bran muffin.Someone who can tell me where the line, "Drop a train on 'em!" comes from.Someone who can see that the road they walk on is paved with gold.Someone that drinks Suudsu.Someone else who took that Last Train home...Someone that I don't have to introduce to everything I love for them to know.

Music:

Eve 6, 30 Seconds To Mars!, The Academy Is..., Angels and Airwaves, Aurora, AFI, Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, American Hi-Fi, Blink 182, Boys Like Girls, Blue October, Bowling For Soup, BRAND NEW, Breaking Benjamin, Chicane, Close To Home, Cobra Starship, Crazy Town, Creeper Lagoon, Darude, Death Cab For Cutie, Deep Spirit, Dexter Freebish, Delandow, DJ Encore, DJ Quicksilver, DJ Sammy, DJ Tiesto, The Dresden Dolls, Eve 6, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Fastball, Gigi D'Agostino, Green Day, Hampton Hamster, Hinder, Hoobastank, Hypertrophy, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Imogen Heap, Jack's Mannequin, Jason Mraz, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, Keoki, The Killers, Less Than Jake, Lit, Lostprophets, Mario Bros., Matchbook Romance, Matchbox 20, Mew, Moby, Motorcycle, Monsters Are Waiting, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemicle Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Nobuo Uematsu, New Found Glory, Oasis, Oleander, Panic! At The Disco!, Paramore, Paul Van Dyke, Phantom Planet, Plus One, The Postal Service, Rave Techno House, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Reliant K, Saliva, Self, Senses Fail, Shinedown, Snow Patrol, The Spill Canvas, The Starting Line, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, Stroke 9, Sugarcult, The Sugi Tap, Sum 41, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Third Eye Blind, Trapt, Three Days Grace, Unwritten Law, The Used, Uncle Bonsai, The Veronicas, Vertical Horizon, The Verve Pipe, Wheatus, White Town, Weezer, Eve 6...Again....

Movies:

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Matrix, Requiem for a Dream, The Boondock Saints, Vanilla Sky, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, A Beautiful Mind, White Oleander, The Transporter, Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl & Dead Man's Chest, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Island, Momento, The Neverending Story, Benny and Joon, Big Fish, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, The Matrix, The Island, Harry Potter Series, Orange County, V For Vendetta.

Television:

I'm an admitted LOST addict. Recovering O.C. addict, and a full fledged Family Guy guru. Other than that. I don't really watch TV.

Books:

The Alchemist, Lord of the Rings books, Catcher in the Rye, Anything by Paulo Coehlo, J.D. Salinger is my hero... Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey, Raise High The Roof Beam Carpenters! Love those books.

Heroes:

Strong Bad, The Cheat, Squall Leonhart, Neo, Captain Jack Sparrow, J.D. Salinger, Holden Caulfield, Seymour, Benny, That's all for now.

My Blog

Everybody's Thinking It, I'm Just Sayin' It... Pirates.

I was so tired all day. Like, mouth yawning, head nodding, eye rubbing tired. The entiiiiiire day. Sucks. School was just class as usual for the most part. I did get interviewed regarding my take...
Posted by The Cheat on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?

So... I'm back. For now at least. Sometimes I open up this blank white canvas, and I just sit here staring at it. Wondering what part of myself I should paint for you next. Other times I need to throw...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

The Storm Is Coming...

What ever happened to my inner glow?Yes, yes, I do believe it's time for one of those, "What have I become" posts.I think they are necessary... Because if you don't stop every once in awhile and look ...
Posted by The Cheat on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

Anti-Entactogen

I'd listen to what you have to say,But even if I did you wouldn't know what to say, and if you did, it would be wrong.My problem is we're both way too stubborn.Your problem is that you're wrong. ...
Posted by The Cheat on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

The Ants That Make Up Leoj

I like when it gets cold. Because then outside reflects the feeling within.Perhaps it's why I love cold weather so much.So cold...I am an Acceptant, Decadent, Vagrant, Adamant, Antidepressant, Attract...
Posted by The Cheat on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

Mayonnaise is Pure Fat, Mayonnaise Gags a Rat, Mayonnaise Killed Our Cat.

The title is a song I used to sing as a child. I wrote it about my hatred for mayonnaise...It really did kill our cat... I mean, at least, that's MY theory.Meanwhile, I hate advertisement ads for dati...
Posted by The Cheat on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

You Will Hardly Know Who I Am, and What I Mean.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by The Cheat on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

The World Is My Toilet, The World From A Dog's Eye View

Woke up, Hungry. I love food. I wish I had food. Hey! Maybe They'll be food in my bowl! Oh, no food. I love people, maybe there's someone up! Oh, no one up. I love laying down on my favorite spot on t...
Posted by The Cheat on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

Nobody REALLY Calls You Monkey Dude

In fact, Imma call you josh... So, let's get one thing straight. This whole "Nerds are cool" movement that has been in the social revolution in this country is all well and good. No worries, but! Yo...
Posted by The Cheat on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST

With These Bloodshot Eyes

Dear Journal,      I'm not writing this to the other people who can see it. In fact, I'm not sure I'm just not making this private, but for some reason, I think the others sho...
Posted by The Cheat on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:17:00 PST