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Captain Sunshine

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About Me

Let me make this short. I win... Forever.

Past Life Quiz

In Your Past Life You Were

A Serial Killer

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My Interests

My interests include making fun of everything, producing short films that make fun of everything, and songwriting. I'm not particularly good at any one of these, but I'd like to think that I at least try hard... sort of.

I'd like to meet:

For all intensive purposes, I win everything... ever.

Music:

If it's top forty, I probably dislike it. I like music that is either really musical or really original. Some of my favs include King Crimson, Primus, Symphony X, Opeth, Porcupine Tree, Alice in Chains, anything off of Pearl Jam's "Binaural", anything from Soundgarden's "Superunkown", Mudvayne, Yes, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Days of the New, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Agony Scene and my bro's band Sines of Life (trust me, if they sucked, they wouldn't be listed)

Movies:

Once again, I prefer movies that don't suck. Automatically, this rules out most Vin Diesel movies, especially including XXX, which was the worst piece of crap movie to ever be vomited onto a big screen. I went to see it twice. I really like movies like Garden State and Little Miss Sunshine. It's kinda nice when a movie maker understands what the word sublety means. Yeah... I realize that I probably spelled that wrong, but hey this is the internet ent eyi dunt haf tue cepel wriet. I know it's besides the point but most people that post blogs on the internet probably can't even read. Take me for instance. I'm just hitting my keyboard right now with a ruler while my eyes are completely glued to the tv screen waiting for the next TBS rerun of "Family Matters" to come on. Oh that Erkel. He cracks me up. So yeah... movies... If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend the movie Crazy People. Good stuff. Anyhoo... Here's what is probably my favorite YouTube video to date: It's called "How to Wash a Cat". Enjoy.

Television:

TV is the devil. However, I do enjoy the Simpsons, an occasional episode of CSI, or stuff on the History or Discovery channel. (Yes I am one of those dorks that will ACTUALLY sit and watch a 2 hour documentary on rubber or some crap like that). My favorite show of all time is probably Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I'd like to think that I watch things like that because I am interested in them and not because TV just controls me. I'm probably wrong. The End.

My Blog

JalapeƱo Apocalypse

Just when I thought the human race couldn't possibly get any stupider, I've been proven wrong once again. First off, let me just warn you: When you read the words I'm about to write, you&nbs...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

Go jump off a bridge.

So I was sitting here, trying to think of something to blog about, when a minute thought occured to me. Now I say that this thought was minute is simply because I don't want you to think I'm a fr...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

Super Smug

Today, I feel smug. Oddly enough, smug is not one of the officially recognized Myspace emotions. Unfortunately, for me, this presents a significant problem. As you all know, I'm awesome and quite fran...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

SHUT UP AND FISH LIKE A HUMAN!!

You know what pisses me off? Fishing. Fishing is the most boring sport ever. EXCEPT... when using dynamite, but APPARENTLY in the UNITED STATES of AMERICA you the only way you can fish is with a liii...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:56:00 PST

owls piss me off

There's nothing that freaks me out more than animated owls. You know... like the ones on those freakin bags of chips, or that mean bastard of an owl that that eats that little kid's ENT...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

My first blog?

Why the heck is it even called a blog anyways??? What exactly is it about the word blog that denotes random information about someone's life that they probably shouldn't be giving out to everyone on t...
Posted by Captain Sunshine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST