Cale

I was raised by wolves. Like all humans, I can withstand fewer negative G's than I can positive ones, due to God's placement of my brain inside by skull rather than in another part of my body. My mass is approximately 82 kilograms and I am 178 centimeters tall, giving me a body mass index of 25.9. However, on the Sun I weigh 2220 kg. I smoke cigarettes while I'm filling up with gas. Filling up your mom's skull with gas after I used it as a dish in which to microwave some popcorn. I am a gun. I am a bomb. I am a torpedo. I am napalm. I have synthetic oil for saliva, my heart pumps liquid oxygen, my veins are 40 mm inside diameter 50 mm outside diameter pipes of 7075-T6 aluminum alloy, my arteries are carbon fiber. I believe in intelligent design. I believe in Dr. Pepper. I believe in God. I support our troops and our president.I believe elephants don't belong in circuses. I think you're a fool if you are proud of a large shark or bear you've caught and killed. In the grand scheme of things, it is obvious that humans, with complex tools and social skills, are superior to sharks, bears, giraffes, lions, etc.Rich people can suckle me gingerly. The trickle-down theory is bullshit.