- Jacqueline -

I am a rave girl. Don't like it? Fuck you. I do what I want, try and tell me against it.
I like this Quote :
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.
Definition :1. Jackie .
A metaphorical woman that men can state they have plans with at a given time. She represents jacking off, and is therefore used in situations where one must say they will jack off, but saying those that phrase would be inappropriate. Can also be used around women, to disguise the action of jacking off.
Example : "Wanna come out tonight man?" "No, I think im just gonna hang out with Jackie tonight."
Addressing the example above, I suppose this guy jacks off all night? you would think it only takes a few minutes. then he could hang out after wards. weird
My name is Jackie. Duh. If you don't know that, then you shouldn't be looking at my page. Unless you're a creeper. Then i suppose it is in your nature.
I am really easy to work. If you make me mad, make me laugh and I'll forget i was ever upset.
I like to get sauced up.
If im to the point where im screaming "I JUST WANNA RAGE!" i am most likely past the point of remembering.
I think nick names are fun. I'll make a ridiculous one up for you if i like you. I tend to get rude/crude if i like you also. I figure if youre my friend , you would understand that im kidding. If im super nice and polite, im probably uncomfortable.
Fun Facts:
I love the smell of dirt bikes and sleds.
I shower every day.
I am destined to become a Lumber Jack.
Rage is one of my favorite words, along with totally.
I think farmer's tans are sexy.
I speed.
Teal is my favorite color.
I get kicked out of strip clubs.
I dont care about brands, but something about Famous is Sexy.
I'm a curly black hair. (not pubical)
I Believe AA is for quitters.
I hate liers.
I'll ask anyone if i have something in my teeth.
If you call my phone and i dont answer, i will tell you to leave me a VM.
Im half German, and a quarter Jap.
I am far too open about far too much.
I live my life being 2 minutes late.
I get paid to play myspace on Saturdays.
I love to laugh.
Sprinkle Some Crack On Him Johnson, And LEts Get Outta Here
You motor-boatin son ofa bitch
I Roam With 12 Gangs and We Only Commit HATE CRIMES!
The Apartment in Eagle River... I really do miss the old days...