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Sometimes, things can happen in moments. For the Gay Vulture$, that moment was a single summer evening in suburban Michigan. The now legendary Scooge Nooger and Lynch Niggums composed the epic "Broad Thieves" in a single day in the basement of the That$ Gay studio. The release of Broad Thieves was perhaps the most celebrated occasion in the then-important Detroit music scene. The release party was mobile. Becky Robinson's tracker was the vehicle through which music was changed forever. The vulture$ would travel from house to house, playing the jams, signing a copy of the disc and moving along. The result was blown tracker speakers and the boys being balls deep in trim consistently. The success would continue with the 2004 X-Mas release. One year later, InterGAYlatic Conquest was released. Conquest featured a guest DJ for the first time. DJ Mohammed Ayatollah "Saddam" HuFrankenstein joined the mix (For more on DJ Saddam Hufrankenstein please see http://www.arabicjoker.beard). After the release of Conquest, the boys' broad theivery reached a fevered pitch. They retreated the the woods of the midwest, surviving on beef jerkey they smoked themselves. When X-mas 2006 came and went without the annual vulture$ release, many thought them through. How silly! They returned in January 2007 announcing the forthcoming release of new material.
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