I’m a student in London. I have decided that it doesn't matter how cool you are, you're going to sound like a tool on Myspace.Things that amuse me:Red wine.
Making lists.
Vegetables.
Conspiracy theories.
Sarcasm.
Mumbling.
Tiny spoons.
London Fashion Week.
My uncomfortably vivid dreams.
Tennis.
Jameson.
Observational humor.
Fashion blogs.
Being a mole person.
Spontaneity.
Mid 90s rock.
Receiving indicative drunk dials.
Changing my hair.
Last.fm.
French press coffee.
Losing track of time in pubs.
Daily epiphanies.
Mary-Kate O.
Everything Erdem.
A perfectly constructed cocktail.
Putting myself in awkward situations.
Impractical crushes.
First dates.
Animated story tellers.
Shoreditch people-watching.
Being perceived as ‘wild’.
Deja vous.
Winning arguments.
First Thursdays.
Exaggerated hand movements.
Short-term personas.
Finishing essays.
Infatuations.
Afternoon tea.
Back-handsprings.
Camden Locke.
Everything Sally cooks.
Early morning coffee with Bob.
Long family dinners where we drink too much and make fun of each other.
Finding a companion who never runs out of weird conversation.
Random adventures.
Flamenco guitarists.
Acting on impulses.
Toothpastefordinner.com
Dressing in theme.
Embracing being anal.
Alcohol induced confessions.
Sun Valley hikes.
Traveling: by car, plane, train, boat, bike or foot.
Being content with the present and eternally optimistic about the future.
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_________________________________________Things that are displeasing to me:Inconsistency.
Taking oneself too seriously.
Sitting still.
Being told I act too old for my age.
People critical of my mole-person tendencies.
Being told to smile.
Expiration-dating.
Excel spreadsheets.
My impatience.
Disappointment.
People who are more amused with themselves than what they see in the world.
Unreadable love-interests.
Compulsively blushing.
Politics and alcohol.
Never finding my glasses before taking out my contacts.
Recovering from a bad first impression.
Being anti-confrontational.
Ambivalence.
Being betrayed by the most unexpected of people.
Making concrete statements about oneself without accepting the possibility of evolution of thought.
Feeling inferior.
Nicey-nice humans.
My atrocious spelling.
Passive aggressiveness.
The way I make everything in life more complicated than necessary.
Instigated drunk dials, emails and inappropriate conversations.
Fundamentalists.
My unbearable sense of direction.
No longer wanting what/who I worked very hard to obtain.
Favorite-phrase stealers.
Slapstick comedy.
Empty promises.
Tom Cruise.
Mathematics.
Pessimists.
Self-loathers.
Close talkers.
Low talkers.
Loud talkers.
Mushrooms.
Sling-back pumps.
2% milk.
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_________________________________________"...Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you that you love, well, that's just fabulous."__________________________________________________
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