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Dr. Gonzo

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About Me

Met a retarded kid named Greg, with a wooden leg, ripped it off and beat him over the head with the peg. Evening losers, i'm Dave, too laid back for my own good im also social crack user and animal teaser, only kidding, about the laid back bit anyway, and being called Dave, the rest is true. At the moment I run a dealership for second hand mail order brides, if you have any send em my way for a good rate. Also don't talk to me if you see me out and about, i'm a horrible cunt, especially when im hungry, unless you have heroin, then im yours. It's all a bit silly really isn't it....

My Interests

I like a wide variety of magic activities. Playin guitar and makin music (Reason, FruityLoops). I love to be entertained, wether its a vodka and a cigar, bizzare beauties, giggin or goin to a festival, visiting Old Trafford to watch the famous Manchester United, admiring beautifully alternative women, poking fun at idiots on the bus or simply taking a trip to Piccadilly gardens to gawk at the freaks you can guarrantee i'll be enjoying myself somehow. Because i'm a fun chap like that.

I'd like to meet:

God?

You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

Eclectic, leaning more towards the rockier side of things though. I enjoy Metal, Rock & Roll, Indie stuff, dance, some hip-hop and other stuff I cant be arsed categoriseing.Music is a big chunk of my life. Here, look, heres some bands, wow; Pixies - The Smiths - Beastie Boys - Metallica - System of a Down - Johnny Cash - Rage Against the Machine - Oasis - Alice In Chains - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Pendulum - James Brown - Iron Maiden - Outkast - Nirvana - The Doors - Smashing Pumpkins - Pearl Jam - Nine Inch Nails - Sisters of Mercy - Stone Roses - Trivium - Deftones - Faithless - Chili Peppers - Queens of the Stone Age - Guns n Roses - Eminem - New Order - Offspring - Muse - The Knife - Killers - Kid Rock - Cypress Hill - AC/DC - Klaxons - The Clash ... To name a few, there did you enjoy that? I hope so..

Movies:

Love the films, especially Asian cinema and war films. Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Battle Royal 1+2, Oldboy, Akira, Fear & Loathing In Last Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill 1 + 2, Pulp Fiction, Chopper, Natural Born Killers, The Good the Bad and the Ugly etc etc

Television:

TV was made for comedy Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, League of Gentlemen, The Office, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Frasier and Hollyoaks for all the pretty females, pretty hardcore for 6:30

Books:

Red Army General - Tony O'Neill Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Me and Eric the King:- "I feel close to the rebelliousness and vigour of the youth here. Perhaps time will separate us, but nobody can deny that here, behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music."

My Blog

Steve Irwin 1962 - 2006

A great hero of mine Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray today. Lets face it it was going to happen to him sooner or later, perhaps a crocodile or a snake would have the last laugh but a sting ray?!...
Posted by Dr. Gonzo on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST

If you were confused....

To anybody who didn't get my last blog, as a few people didn't. Yeah I was on the Friday Night Project lookalikes bit and yeah they thought I looked like James Blunt, pretty crap!  â â?...
Posted by Dr. Gonzo on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:29:00 PST

James Blunt apparently.... Friday Night Project Drama

The Friday Night Project in 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' shocker. Seriously though, James Blunt? Was Debora Stevenson stoned? To those that don't know I was accosted by said corrie actor i...
Posted by Dr. Gonzo on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

Hot Blonde Tennis Action!

♥Totally gutted when I realised there was no football today, imagine my excitement when I saw that Maria Sharapova was playing Ashley Harkleroad at the tennis... In a spectacular hot ...
Posted by Dr. Gonzo on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST