Random Quotes
Sam: "warning 'naked wombat inside' *shakes booty*"
Wombat: Dancing is not a crime!
Samantha: you're kind of dancing is!!
Sparky-i'm sure you have very nice boobies for a 60 year old tooWombz: u are a pokaholic! and you need to go to pokaholics anonymous
Sam: *poke* what *poke* are *poke* you *poke* on *poke* about? *poke* i *poke* dont *poke* poke *poke* that *poke* much *POKE*
Louise: The best part of the day was when i walked into a door
Kathleen: Why do you want to microwave a monkey?
TBN: Sam i think u need to get a check up.....jumping that strange post without protection
Wombat: I am not a strange post... ;)
Kain: woo! i stole your butt!!
Terry (tutor, talking about bird cages):Pretty, but not very functional
Sam: Just like heather
Kia: stop peeing in tescos, people are trying to get married
Wombat: why are they trying to get married in tesco toilet?
Nevermind who i'd like to meet, i know who YOU'd like to meet!! so here.. meet, the one and only.. LENNY THE ROCKLenny was introduced into the world by me and sally. He started off as a rock in an iguana enclosure, however.. he is so much more than that now. Rudely, our work was taken by the evil lecturer and lenny was gone :(
postman pat, because fuller sang it so well.
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Books are fun to throw at people, but they're not good if you've just had one thrown at you
Hanne and Wombie just happen to rock so hard that all the super heroes in the world are ashamed to stand by them as they'd just look like lame people with panties on over their trousers.
Friends
Sally
My lil orange sheep.. she's awesome.. REALLY awesome. The one who makes lectures worth going to, the one who doesnt care when i smash her head off the wall. She also talks to cars when she's drunk & lies on bins. She bums me every night.
Danny:
Cant tell the difference between Skin and Denim, boobs and arms and toes and metal. He is my sidekick.. Samazing and Dantastic. We'd save you if you were in trouble, if we werent so lazy :P
Wombat: Got hammered on her birthday.. literally *blow up hammers FTW!*I love Wombat loads n loads!! She throws hairdryers at sleeping people.. ah that night was awesome! never laughed so much that it hurt so bad! Without wombie, i dunno where i'd be.. i appreciate you being there for me, and am glad you feel you can come to me too!!
Colleen:
Smelly cum bucket..Colleen, she picks her nose, likes to imagine what i'd look like as a sperm and for some strange reason she likes to pee on me. I've now learned to carry a brolly around wherever i go.