WHY DATE A BODYBOARDER.
1. They go for 3 hours NON STOP!
2. They know how to hit the lips
3. They always go in hard and know when to pull out
4. Theyre not afraid to backdoor it
5. There not afraid to wear their rubber suits
6. They love getting it on film
7. When the time's right, they get inverted
8. They define, "motion in the ocean"
9. They like to do things laying down
10. They're not always playing with balls like those football players...
remember when...-the worst things girls could give you was cooties;
-getting high was swinging at the playground;
-race issues were who could go the fastest;
-your siblings were your worst enemies;
-cough medicine was the only drug you knew;
-the only thing that hurt was the skin on your knees;
-and the only thing that could get broken was your toys;;
&& all you wanted to do the most was grow up?
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