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About Me

Hi. So I turned 17 recently. That sounds old. Alot older than 16. But 18 sounds alot older than 17 as well. Hmm, this getting older thing is lame.
I am in my 11th year of schooling. It could be going better. Too bad there are dumb people at school. School was fun once.
I organize my pockets strictly. My phone=left front. Keys=right front. Pen=clipped on the right. Wallet=back left. Any miscellaneous items collected throughout the day will likely go into my right pocket. As it is the side of my dominant hand. Hmm...dominant.
My car is of a dying breed. Well, just dying period. It won't start on the first key turn of the day. The windows like to fall off the track at inconvenient times. It doesn't like to run when it's too hot. Or too cold. I was recently awarded the luxury of functional speakers to play some tunes. Sometimes the button sticks when you open the door preventing the door from closing. I lock it now. Everytime.
You'll probably have better luck frustrating me subconsciously than intentionally.
I decided that golf was the only sport I care about enough to actually play. When I can I like to spend alot of time playing. I'd like to be freaking good. Or at least know enough about it to get a career associated with it in any manner.
Speaking of dominating. Me. At guitar hero.
My friends are good guys. Not everyone thinks so. Not everyone knows them though. So shut your faces. I can count on them for most things. Most importantly, to make me laugh. Hard.

My Interests


I listen to music alot throughout my day. The majority of it is Hip-Hop. No, not that crap, stupid. Untainted original Hip-Hop. It's different. You're all ignorant. I'd love to educate. And take advantage of any opportunity to. But I have somewhat exhausted the small supply of that extinct genre. There just isn't much more to discover. Not that I don't still listen to it. The following artists are the only legitimate MC's active today: 1.Mos Def 2.Talib Kweli 3.Common 4.Kanye West 5.Consequence. That's it.
In the absence of Hip-Hop I listen to older rock, early punk and Daniel Johnston. Alot of Daniel Johnston.
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I'd like to meet:



Music:

Musics-
A Tribe Called Quest
Digable Planets
Soulsonic Force
Artifacts
Raheim
Spoonie G
Fleetwood Mac
Weezer
Johnny Cash
Bob Dylan
Bruce Hornsby
Buggles
The Coasters
Oasis
Coldplay
Keith Keith
Ruby D
Charlie Chase
Sha Rock
Friends Of Distinction
Rod Stewart
The Decemberists
Stereophonics
N*E*R*D
John Legend
Frank Sinatra
Gorillaz
The Killers
John Lennon
Pigeon John
Chris Thomas King
Muse
Gnarls Barkley
Beck
Radiohead
The White Stripes
Herman's Hermits
Tame-One
Led Zeppelin
Neil Young
EPMD
Mantronix
The Ramones
Wu-Tang Clan
U-God
GZA
Eazy E
MC Ren
Public Enemy
Chuck D
Slick Rick
KRS One
D Nice
Keith Cowboy
Caz
Wise
Daddy-O
Stetsasonic
The Temptations
Simple Minds
Outkast
Busta Rhymes
Flava Flav
Rakim
Nas
Jay-Z
The Pharcyde
Subliminal
Tupac
ODB
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Souls Of Mischief
Black Moon
Stacy Sutherland
Warren G
Dana Dane
Audiotwo
Chief Rocker Busy Bee
Easy AD
Scorpio
Crash Crew
Joey Kane
Mele Mel
Fearless 4
Ultramagnetic M.C.'s
Sugar Hill Gang
Slum Village
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Charly Antolini
Buddy Rich
Dennis Chambers
Benjamin Andre
Ice Cube
Grandmaster Flash
Erik Sermon
The Fugees
Havoc
Inspecta Deck
Onyx
Showbiz
Kool Moe Dee
MC Delight
MC Lyte
Billie Holiday
Big Daddy Kane
Carole King
Clipse
Craig Mack
Death Cab
Digital Underground
DPGC
Gang Starr
Gym Class Heroes
Heiroglyphics
Jurassic 5
Kurtis Blow
LL Cool J
Lupe Fiasco
N.W.A.
Treach
Nirvana
Ms Melodie
Just-Ice
Funky 4 + 1
The Velvet Underground
Sonic Youth
Daniel Johnston
The Dismasters
Half Japanese
Lou Reed
Andy Warhol and the Exploding Plastic Inevitable
I Am Dallas
Pharoahe Monch
Organized Konfusion
The Masters of Ceremony
The Stones
The Kinks
The Stooges
Sun Ra
Miles Davis
Jimi Hendrix
Count Basie

Television:

Movies-
Man on Fire
Clerks
Dogma
Capote
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Lord of the Rings
The Departed
About Schmidt
Caddyshack
A Beautiful Mind
Lonesome Jim
Training Day
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Da Vinci Code
Hotel Rwanda
The Breakfast Club
Friday Night Lights
Bowling for Columbine
March of the Penguins
A Christmas Story
Office Space
Ladykillers
Cinderella Man
The Devil and Daniel Johnston
2001: A Space Odyssey
No Country For Old Men
No Direction Home
Juno
Farenheit 9/11
Sour Grapes
Why Do We Fight?
There Will Be Blood
American Gangster
Spellbound
Manhattan
Raising ArizonaTelevision Programs-
The Office
Golf Channel
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Seinfeld
Da Ali G Show
Sarah Silverman Program
Live at Gotham
Insomniac!
Countdown Shows
Stella
SNL
Premium Blend
Root of all Evil
Man vs Wild
No Reservations
Flight of the Conchords
Comics-
Brian Posehn
Zach Galifianakis
Patton Oswalt
Lewis Black
Larry David
Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook
Jim Gaffigan

Books:


Bookings-
Shooter
Rakim Told Me
Scorpions
Bronx Masquerade
Finding Fish
Fallen Angels
Monster
Check the Technique
There's a God on the Mic
Animal Farm

My Blog

Chuck Norris, we hardly knew ye.

I posted this mostly so that they were easily accessible to me     When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the...
Posted by Ian-zo Ä on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

Hmm...quite.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why ...
Posted by Ian-zo Ä on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:24:00 PST