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By eyevantumbleweed"The Ill Zooologyst" is an alius of mine (EYEVAN TUMBLEWEED), dedicated to Nature Rap...The general sphere.../ such a genre covers subjects from Eco-consciousness to "progressive" culture to Animal Rights/Zoo-Breaking, etc...And yet it is not as serious as I’m making it sound. Although the material is somewhat conscious-to-a-fault/serious, it is also very sarcastic/zaney and employs imaginative faculties. Much of the Ill Zooo shit is paradoxically: a Celebration AND mockery of Hip Hop and Hippy Culture...tied together by a somewhat broad, but general theme of Nature...something that never ceases to amaze...I’m not a hater, just a joker and a critic. I choose such a paradoxical approach because: A) Both themes are a big part of my life and B) because my range is effectively much wider. The Alius arose from an LP in the making, appropriately titled, "Ill Zooology," produced by the man behind DEAD BEAT PRODUXSHUNZ; Nerdo Nofriendo. The LP when finnished, will feature all of the Dead Beat Artists, namely: Myself, Eyevan Tumbleweed, Laxidaisical, Busy Bars and NNF!!! The LP is largely Lyrically focused but the ideas/lyrical structure couldn’t work without the Beats/musical compositions that have been created thus far. ILL ZOOOLOGY and what will follow (from my Ill Zooologyst persona) is just 1 of DBP’s avenues of creation. Various other projects are in the making and are worth attention. Go to our DEAD BEAT PRODUX, BUSY BARS, LAX*I*DAIZ*I*CAL AND NERDO NOFRIENDO pages to check out updates/songs.
<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<&g t;^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you’ve got anyway. You see, in the end, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway." -MOTHER TERESA (RIP)"If we lived by the laws he gave us and were worthy of being called Christian, peace would have reigned on this earth. Men were supposed to be the equals of the living angels who unceasingly sang praises before the eternal God. Had this been so, peoples of the world would not have been divided along lines of enmity. In truth there is no legitimate reason or good cause which justifies war".Words of Qadamawi Haile Sellassie, Negus Messiah Black Krestos in flesh, uttered on December 25, 1937"As long as Man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." -Pythagoras
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Double edition LP will feature the talents of: Nerdo Nofriendo, Busy Bars,Lax-i-daiz-i-cal,Sneaky Elephant,Outwrite,Oddy Gato,Lofi Lobo,Nobody Cares,Step Savage,Iron Moth,Tob 1,Big Grizz,Big Berd,K-9INE (also known as SETI),Mermaid Machine,Buckingham Duckworth,(Dirty) Doctor Irby,Cave Mammoth,Phantom Merch,Da Naked Baboon,AND of course, me~ E.T. the Ill Zooologyst...SO FAR. If u got a "NATURAL" flow den GIT ON IT, den & get your picture in the genius species column. There is still room 4 wild voices. Git AT me. [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] NATURE!WE ARE SIGNIFICANT!LET'S BE SCIENTISTS OF DELIBERATE CREATION!
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Your Power Bird is an Owl
You are beyond wise. You are so smart, you’re almost prophetic. Your inner voice always speaks the truth, and you take the time to listen to it. You are good at seeing who people are... including the darkness of others. As a result, you tend to have a rather dark - yet realistic - outlook on life. What’s Your Power Bird?~~~~~~ ^^^^^ MY ASTROLOGY: ^^^^^^ *SUN SIGN: CANCER ^^^^^ *MOON SIGN: VIRGO ^^^^^ *RISING SIGN: LEO ^^^^^GIRLS:Sun Sign Cancer with Leo RisingLeo rising appears to the world as someone with a bright, sunny disposition - at times even dramatic. You seem to exude confidence and when you walk into a room others definitely notice!If you meet someone with a Leo Ascendant it’s important to remember that this person is proud, noble and expects to be treated with respect and dignity. Embarrass a Leo rising individual and you’ll never have him as a lover.And you would regret that loss. Leo is the lover of the zodiac. This sign is ruled by the Sun who is the giver of life and vitality. No other sign is as capable of turning a dating experience into a fairy tale romance. Leo rising lives to give love and sexual expression is always fun and natural with this sign. Dating a Leo rising individual might feel like you’ve won the love match lottery!In relationships, Cancers, the most nurturing sign of the zodiac, seek a secure nest. They are best involved with someone who understands their creativity and will accept them for what they are, moods and all.Cancers are protective, even possessive. While not domineering, they can become very jealous lovers when they feel insecure. Although they present a hard shell to the outside world, Cancers are sensitive and caring by nature. As a lover, Cancers seek security and fidelity.

"SHARE YOUR STRENGTHS, NOT YOUR WEAKNESSES" --Yogi Tea*********Turtle Has Two Heads
2-HEADDED CUBAN TURTLEWeird Japanese Zoo Drill
LOOSE RHINOCOUGARS!THE ZEN NATURE OF TUMBLE:.. Animal RapTom Robbins
I think I could turn and live with animals they're so placid and self-contained I stand and look at them long and long They do not sweat and whine about their condition They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth ["Song of Myself", Walt Whitman, 1819-1892]
Influences: Dark Forests, Elves, Various Trees, Grigori Rasputen, fires, scrub brush, Drums, Badgers, Frogs, Birds, Volcanoes, Breakdancing, Belly Dancing, Vultures, ponds, Antonin Dvorak, Hotsprings, Monkeys, Mushrooms, Snakes, Raccoons, Cacti, Flying Squirrels, OM chant sessions, Intelligent design, Darwin, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, Swamps, Jane Goodall, Tree Huggers, Jim Bowie, The Crocadile Hunter, Dr. John, Ram Dass, Black Elk, India, Africa, the Americas, The equator, the evolution of Hip Hop, Green Peace, Bag Pipes, Flutes, The Moon, Loons, Cyotes, Deer, Crows, Bees, Burt from Burt's Bees, Canyons, Hyenas, Goats, Survival Books, Geronimo, Carlos Casteneda, Rainbows, Bows and Arrows, Spears, Cob huts, Troll huts, Buddah, Kerouac, Caverns, Cliffs, Witch Burnings, injustices, public unawareness, Ken Kesey, Reggae, Adversity, Natural remedies, Healing, Love, Hate, Self-conflict, ..............................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~......... ................................... The GREAT Steve Irwin (R.I.P.)
MY FRIEND, K9INE FROM MALDEN, MASS IS SOMEONE EVERYBODY SHOULD LOOK UP TO. HE IS A BRILLIANT AND HIGHLY SKILLED MC AND A FINE HUMAN BEING AS WELL! Check out this INTERVIEW and Get a Look at what the man does if ya don't already know.
K9ine - video powered by MetacafeA MAJOR INFLUENCE: C-RAYZ WALZ
By eyevantumbleweedC-RAYZ drawn with C-RAY(Z) PAS..."THE LION KING"/"SUN CYCLE EMCEE" Be Sure to check his music~~~ and/or the BELOW VIDEO: C-RAYZ WALZ & SHARKY -MONSTER MAKER short Doc...They are deffinately doin it...check it out~~~DR. JOHN, "THE NIGHT TRIPPER" has been a major influence to Ill Zoooey
By of DOCTOR JOHN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AS HAS Mr. HOWLIN' WOLFAnd SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINSThe fantastic SCREAMIN JAY HAWKINS
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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated.” (Ghandi) "Another Creative Inspirer: Tom Waits The Brilliant and Wise & Wonderful author, TOM ROBBINS* (Shone Above)The Intrepid Tripper/Chief Merry Prankster, Ken KeseyEvery time someone says 'The Greatest Story Ever Told' I forget that they don't mean this story THE LEGENDARY, G.C.******************************************************** ********
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above image: "monakuchia" by jena anne sabog:monkey barsANIMAL PENIS FACTS:INDIAN COBRA MATING: Indian cobras have one of the toughest battles to wage. They fight, fling at each other, the male trying to place its body next to the female’s. Furthermore, for an hour they even strike at each other. The battle is won after the female puts its head on the ground, to sign submission, time for the male to bring one of his 2 penises into contact with her reproductive organ. This can take anywhere from 2 minutes to 24 hours.TICK MATING:The male tick has a big disadvantage but found its way to get around. Lacking a penis, the tick uses his nose to sniff out the females vagina. Once he has enough room, he turns around and deposits his semen. And, to top it off, he then turns around and uses his nose again to push it inside.OUR CLOSEST RELATIVES: PAN PANISCUS better know as BONOBOS ORGIASTIC IN NATURESexual social behaviorSexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution, and post-conflict reconciliation. With the exception of a pair of Congoese gorillas observed doing so,[18] Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex.[19] In scientific literature, the female-female sexual behavior often is referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing.Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it, and often involves adults and children, including infants.[20] Bonobos never form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.[21]Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sexual behavior (frot).[22][23] In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing"[24][25]. Frot also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face to face position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together.Bonobo females also engage in female-female genital sexual behavior, (tribadism), to bond socially with each other, thus forming a female nucleus of Bonobo society. The bonding among females allows them to dominate Bonobo society - although male Bonobos are individually stronger, they cannot stand alone against a united group of females.[25] Adolescent females often leave their native community to join another community. Sexual bonding with other females establishes the new females as members of the group. This migration mixes the Bonobo gene pools, providing genetic diversity.Bonobo reproductive rates are not any higher than that of the Common Chimpanzee. Female Bonobos carry and nurse their young for five years and can give birth every five to six years. Compared to Common Chimpanzees, Bonobo females resume the genital swelling cycle much sooner after giving birth, allowing them to rejoin the sexual activities of their society. Also, Bonobo females who are sterile or too young to reproduce still engage in sexual activity.
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