Skateboarding, baseball, POLITICS, film, guitar, Tae Kwon Do/Mixed Martial Arts, philosophy, reading/writing, shooting stuff, golfing in the backyard, criminology, chipmunk equalization, pipin'-hot pizza, greasy-schlopin' burgers, inciting non-violent revolution against communazi establishments.
I'd like to meet:
Michael Savage, Shannon Elizabeth, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, Quentin Tarantino, Ted Nugent, Chuck Palahniuk, (BOSTON, 11MAY2007!)(AND CAN! 23MAY2007!) Roger Waters, Ken Foree, Joshua Armstrong, Anthony Bruno...probably more.
And George Romero AGAIN. (Refer to my blog).
Deceased: Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra, Bruce Lee, Rod Serling, Chris Farley, George Washington.
"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em! To show you how 'radical' I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun, and when they attack you, shoot 'em!"
-Ted Nugent
"Critics of the death penalty say that when we execute a murderer then we as a society are no better than he is. Hey, I'm not an elitist snob, I don't think I'm better than anyone. So fry the motherf**ker."
-Dennis Miller
Music:
Music is overrated. I hope you kids don't take it too seriously. Enjoy it, but do not worship it.
There's two types of music: Pink Floyd, and everything else. I like both. Anything except pop, polka, super-redneck country, emo, screamo, and though it works well in certain scenarios, I can't listen to jazz by itself.
The greatest vocalist of all time is Frank Sinatra. No matter how corny his songs are, they're awesome. Pink Floyd, Notorious BIG, Eminem, Simon and Garfunkel, The Dear Hunter, Weird Al, The Beatles, Wyclef Jean, Warren G, Liberal Face Smackers, Ice Cube, Queen, any old rap, the occasional soul, Method Man, Raekwon, Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Movies:
1
Fight Club
2
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
3
Pulp Fiction
4
The Big Lebowski
5
Signs
6
Terminator II: Judgment Day
7
Goodfellas
8
Manhunter
9
The Salton Sea
10
A Bronx Tale
11
The Green Mile
12
Saw
13
The Patriot (2000)
14
Soylent Green
15
National Lampoon's Vacation
16
Falling Down
17
Unbreakable
18
61*
19
The Terminator
20
Deliverance
21
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
22
Boyz N The Hood
23
Donnie Darko
24
One Hour Photo
25
Scarface
26
The Godfather
27
Finding Forrester
28
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
29
Team America: World Police
30
The Silence of the Lambs
31
Higher Learning
32
Dog Day Afternoon
33
Frequency
34
Path To Paradise
35
The Devil's Advocate
36
The Fan
37
The Stand
38
Major League
39
Tommy Boy
40
Tomcats
41
Wait Until Dark
42
It
43
The Village
44
Die Hard
45
Jackie Brown
46
El Mariachi
47
Taxi Driver
48
Apocalypto
49
Stand By Me
50
THX 1138
51
Do The Right Thing
52
Ong-Bak
53
Hotel Rwanda
54
The Birdcage
55
The Ghost and the Darkness
56
Storm of the Century
57
Reservoir Dogs
58
Black Hawk Down
59
American Pie
60
Stanley Kubrick's The Shining
61
Angela's Ashes
62
Romeo Must Die
63
Ronald F. Maxwell's Gettysburg
64
Fargo
65
Sudden Impact
66
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
67
8 Mile
68
Tales From the Hood
69
Enter the Dragon
70
Misery
71
American History X
72
Half Baked
73
Tombstone
74
Children of the Corn
75
The Usual Suspects
76
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
77
Kingpin
78
The Naked Gun Trilogy
79
Wrongfully Accused
80
Napoleon Dynamite
81
Gremlins
82
Dreamcatcher
83
Murder By Numbers
84
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
85
Gladiator
86
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
87
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
88
October Sky
89
Mask (1985)
90
Friday
91
The Alien Quadrilogy
92
Changing Lanes
93
Cocoon
94
Cool Runnings
95
Enemy at the Gates
96
The Untouchables
97
The Goonies
98
The Game
99
Predator
100
A Time to Kill
101
To Kill A Mockingbird
102
Patch Adams
103
Jaws
104
Casino
105
House On Haunted Hill (1959)
106
Jurassic Park
107
Platoon
108
Old School
109
Road Trip
110
Mafia!
111
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
112
The Boondock Saints
113
How High
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The Passion of The Christ
Mystic River is missing only because the ending/lack thereof was terrible.
Television:
Current: 24, South Park, Maury
Old: Twilight Zone, Miami Vice, Touching Evil, Rocko's Modern Life, The Invisible Man, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, American Gothic, 90s Ninja Turtles cartoons, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Cousin Skeeter, Kenan & Kel
Books:
THE SAVAGE NATION
The Enemy Within
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder
This Is Not An Assault
The Stand
The Stranger Beside Me
The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Fight Club
Survivor
Choke
Haunted
Rant
The Seekers: Finding Felons and Guiding Men
God, Guns, and Rock 'N Roll
Animal Farm
Wiseguy
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
Serial Killers: The Method and Madness of Monsters
Red Dragon
Into the Wild
Heroes:
The ballsyness of Michael Savage, George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Ted Nugent, Alan Keyes, Curtis Sliwa, Chuck Palahniuk, Bruce Lee, Rod Serling, Joshua Armstrong
Oh, and Barry, of course. Duh.
Fictional:
Walter Sobchek, Jack Bauer, John McClane, John Rambo, Argyle, Tyler Durden, John Connor, Harry Callahan, Bill Foster, Chef (prior to the Super Adventurers Club) and any character Samuel Jackson plays.
"...sometimes, there's a man,...I won't say a hero, cause what's a hero? Sometimes there's a man, well...he's the man, for his time and place."
-The Stranger
These are those people:
Rudy Giuliani, Judge Joe Brown, Bernhard Goetz
Evil People:
William Kunstler, Peter Singer, Charles Schumer, Sarah Brady, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Osama Bin Laden, Ted Kennedy, Jane Fonda, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, Kim Jong 'Marie'-Il (Funny guy though), Saddam Insane, Janet Reno, Anthony Romero, Jim Jones, many more
