i wanted to see a blue duck.

About Me

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything." - Kurt Vonnegut (RIP...1922-2007)
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My Interests

playing outside. my doggies jimmy and gus. my fat cat karma. writing. movies. MAKING movies. starring on SNL (hey, it's never too late). NFL football. NCAA football. the GATORS. soccer. snowboarding. scuba diving. video games -- HALO Alias: xValgina. competition of any sort. fishing on the boat. frolicking in various bodies of water. cooking. using my drill. playing with electronics. nurturing my plants. best buy. drinking on our big patio and enjoying the Davis Islands atmosphere.WAYYYY in the FUTURE interests: opening an outdoor camp for kids, and somehow integrating an animal rescue into it... seriously, what could be better than providing an adventure camp for children to explore and have fun, and then possibly bring home a puppy too???

I'd like to meet:

Broken Lizard. Vince Vaughn. Conan O'Brian. Steve Zahn. Rainn Wilson. John Krasinski. Peyton Manning (i love me some football + a man who is brilliant at reading defense). Jim Carrey. Sarah Silverman. Jenny McCarthy. Eddie Izzard. Dave Chapelle. Stephen Colbert. Alec Baldwin (or at least the characters he plays.)

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Music:

Jimmy Eat World. Madonna. Timbaland. The Killers. Nelly Furtado. Dido. Britney. Muse. Ne-Yo. Gwen Stefani. ColdPlay. Marry Me Jane. JT. AC/DC. Tommy James and the Shondells. Otis Redding. Metallica. Linkin Park and Jay-Z. U2... i'm sure i have a lot to learn...
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Movies:

Anything by my comedic heroes from Broken Lizard: Super Troopers, Club Dread, Puddle Cruiser, Beer Fest. Tombstone. MAJOR PAYNE. If Lucy Fell. Shawshank Redemption. Spaceballs. Good Morning Vietnam. Dodgeball/Wedding Crashers/Swingers -- pretty much anything comedy with VINCE VAUGHN. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Grandma's Boy. Caddyshack. Eight Crazy Nights. Batman Begins. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Gangs of New York. You Me and Dupree. The Departed. Animal House. The Count of Monte Cristo. Goodfellas. Commando (i love vintage Arnold Schwarzenegger -- he was the first guy i fantasized about. is that weird?). Rescue Dawn. Harry Potter. Soooooo many to love...

Television:

Family Guy. The Office. 30 Rock. So You Think You Can Dance. Lost.

Books:

Most stuff by Kurt Vonnegut (favorite so far is Sirens of Titan... absolutely beautiful ending). The World According to Garp. Illusions. The Awakening. The Fountainhead. Running with Scissors.

Heroes:

Mama and Daddy, and everyone else that got me to where I am today...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Blog

lets spice this up with some politics...

so i am writing a paper for law school which deals with political parties and tort reform, and thought it would be helpful to see exactly where i stand on the political spectrum, so my argument d...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

burrito revelation

probably since october i started noticing a little extra cushion on my belly but didn't think too much about it... until now, 8lbs heavier. i started wondering why the sudden weight gain as i wasn't d...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

a business proposition.

as many of you know, i desperately want to be a writer, although i am currently dumping $28,000/yr for law school. (and yes, the money is borrowed and has a high interest rate.) this law thingy t...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

thank you friends.

exams are over... i am so relieved to be done with my first semester from hell. i have officially crawled out of the one-half circle of dante's inferno. my freedom is no long...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

Connections

This afternoon, when I was leaving campus, I got in my car... buckled my seat belt... and started to pull out of the parking lot... when instantly, I realized... oh, you have got to be kiddi...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

My belated birthday gratitude...

I meant to post this a couple of weeks ago, but frankly, I have been "celebrating" a little too much lately and haven't found the time until now... I just want to give a massive shout out to everyone ...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:33:00 PST

Brokeback Davis Island... Must Watch!!!

Check out the trailer to Brokeback Davis Island: Tequila Nights.... Austin: Do you think I'm going too fast? Maybe I should put on the brakes? Chris: Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going. ...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

an ode to life and the good times it brings...

After a week of fun and adventure, making memories with people that are very important to me, I have realized a couple things.... first of all, I love my family so much and want to be with them a...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST

I always wanted to know the color of my soul... thanks to all the stupid online quizzes i know

Your Soul is Purple - Artist, dreamer, creative. You are lost in your thoughts, and have a dislike of reality (probably finding it boring). You have to remember that every idea is based off the realit...
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST

twas the night before christmas...

who needs egg nog when you have a handle of crown and a 2 liter of gingerale? merry christmas rudolph. i've always loved you just the way you are.
Posted by i wanted to see a blue duck. on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:37:00 PST