Help Me Find a Replacement Stuffed Gorilla |
On a whim, while shopping for my son's Christmas presents at Toys R Us in 2005, I picked up a plush gorilla as a stocking stuffer. I didn't think much of it at the time, figuring he would either barel...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
For those who don't read Monkeyshank: Here is the deal |
Occasionally, despite my age, despite the creak in these old bones of mine, I feel like I am magically transported back to the elementary school playground of my youth, that stretch of concrete and fe...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
Monkeyshank is now LIVE!!! |
After much procrastination and a not-so pleasant server hack, Monkeyshank.com has been redesigned and reposted. There are new features, new contests, and new pictures of the cutest baby in the world....
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:02:00 GMT |
Enter the Halloweeners: A Pictorial |
Captain America: Bastion of Patriotism.Who would have thunk it from a conspiracy kook like me?Nothing says Halloween like a cheaply made, uncomfortable costume.At least the parents are amused.Screw th...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:36:00 GMT |
Katie's Revenge |
Since I found the Lord Jesus Christ (and with those few words alone, I'm sure a good number of you have stopped reading), I've learned to turn the other cheek. I don't feel it necessary to seek reveng...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:03:00 GMT |
May I be the doctor and the medicine.... |
Back on page 90 of the Willamette Week, snuggled among the classified ads for massage treatments and hypnotherapy, for chakra readings and metaphysical counselors, are the horoscopes. It's been years ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:32:00 GMT |
666: Not just for Iron Maiden fans anymore |
What kind of a kook would I be if I didn't at least mention the significance of 06/06/06, even if it is only in passing, even if the whole thing fizzles out like Y2K, even if the most substantial happ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:13:00 GMT |
A Day in the Life of a Blockhead |
I used to do things for fun. I used to do things for the hell of it. There were no grand plans of fame and fortune, of world domination being found in the tip of my pen. I didn't dream of stocks and b...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:42:00 GMT |
Hello, my name is crackpot |
Tinfoil hats are no longer just for the bearded men who live in caves, eating grubs and masturbating to soggy copies of Fortean Times. Conspiracies are all the rage now, thank you Emperor Bush. Distru...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
The mind is not a hermit's cell, but a place of hospitality and intercourse |
Read the subject line above and try not to laugh at the word "intercourse." Ponder the insightful quote from sociologist Charles Horton Cooley, but know that it might not be true. Are we naturally soc...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:12:00 GMT |
