I don't get it, don't you already know me if you've found me here? Couldn't this bandwidth and web space be put to some better use? Hell the only way you wouldn't, is if I was a friend of a friend and if everyone looked up friends of friends, they'd be searching "Tom's" long list of friends that never bothered to remove him from their list. Let's face it, who reads these things and says "hey this guy sounds exciting, I may have to go out of my way to contact him."
On a slightly more serious note, I model for living, but a lot of my job makes me just sit on my ass. Now you're thinking of my ass, and me as a model, and you're suddenly more interested in me. You wouldn't be able to control yourself around my raw awesomeness. I suppose there are some other things I should mention, although I don't really know what they would be. Oh well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway.
