Sarah

I haven't updated my profile in about 8 months, so most of the crap in this section has been inaccurate for almost that long. Elaborate update: Have job. Even though I don't love small-town Arizona, it's a decent first job and some good experience. After this, who knows? Job-related items that are still true: still can't draw straight lines, still afraid of electric staplers.Other vital facts: I like the way coconuts sound when you shake them. I don't think Brad Pitt is attractive. I hate game shows and I love mariachi bands. I want to be a famous novelist. I simultaneously want to live in a huge writhing metropolis AND in an Amazonian tribe, in little huts among the trees.