Patty

and one time, I was on a trampoline with my rollerskates, and i tried to backflip and i flew up in the air and I thought I was a goner and time stood still and i made eye contact with a bird and the bird was looking at me like, "you have not mentally prepared enough for this backflip. I will guide you safely back down to earth." and then I landed and I was still so scared I ran inside and I was like, "Take me to taco bell Rick I need a tostada to calm my nerves. I need to make a run for the border. Yo quero taco bell" remember that Rick, Rick, RICK!!!