Psyco

I'm currently doing some time in prison for accidentally stabbing my ex wife in the eye with a wood chisel and chopping her and her boyfriend up into 47 pieces after being mad on cider and a couple of bag's of varnish, I wouldn't have got caught only for a power cut that made the deep freeze defrost, and you could smell the bloodsucking money grabbing bitch half way down the street...That's life, And that's wot i got!!! I also got some time added for killing some guy who hacked off my right ear with a petrol hedge trimmer, after i done him i drank the petrol, The cops didn't catch me for 89 miles, And when i went to court the judge said, what gear were you in, I said, Ma t-shirt and brace's ya stupid auld fudd!!!...