Sossic (FIGJAM) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Pheww, it's about time I edited this thing. Ok I'm Tom aka Sossic, Sossdogg, Sossboss (its gay, thanks Pip),The DOGG, or The Ayatolla of Rock and Rolla. I'm newly sixteen, and no I haven't got my L's yet. I'm lazy deal with it k? Three passions in life are Golf, Music and playing Guitar.Most people know think I'm real funny, a thing that's sort of developed over the past year. And well, if you don't think I'm funny, uhhhhhh. Fuck you.If someone wants to be an arsehole to me, then what they've essential done is say "Please make me look like an absoloute fool until you feel like stopping"Fuck Straight Edge. Drink beer, bomb Jager, shoot Coke and Kill yourself.
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My Interests

Guitar, Golf, Music, Golf, Bitches, Golf.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from Metallica or GNR, and Kurt Angle, who won two olympic medals with a Broken Neck. And I'd like to meet musicians like The Pussycat Dolls and or Guy Sebastian, to find the secret of how to sell your shit music to millions of people. Seriously, "Elevator Love"? Doesn't that sound a lot like a song by Aerosmith, "Love In An Elevator" which is a much better song and was released about 20 years before Guy's shit.

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Music:

ACDC,Aerosmith,Black Sabbath,The Eagles,Dire Straights, Green Day (Pre- American Idiot, eg Dookie),Iron Maiden, GUNS N' FUCKING ROSES,Jimi Hendrix,Joe Satriani,Journey ,Kiss,Led Zeppelin,Live,Metallica,Motorhead,Nirvana,Pearl Jam,RATM,The Sex Pistols,STP,Van Halen,The Who,Weird Al Yankovic

Movies:

Big action movie fan, but comedeies are great too. Predator, Rambo, Scarface, Kung Pow, Wedding Crashers, Terminator, Dodgeball.I'm quite fond of different comedians to. Ross Noble is by far the funniest man alive today, now seen him three times at the fringe twice.

Television:

Anything that'll make me laugh. At the moment, it's probably either Scrubs or South Park. Futurama, Whose Line Is It Anyway, WWE RAW + Smackdown, TNA iMPACT, Spicks And Specks.

Books:

No.

Heroes:

The Great Guitar players of the last 50 years. Hendrix, Slash, Hammett, Page, Cobain (Wasn't great but one of the best song writers ever),Wylde,Satriani, Perry. Did I mention Slash is my fucking idol?

My Blog

To all my mates

This is my shoutout. To all my mates whether we met yesterday, or 5 years ago thank you. This ain't me being the funny dickhead like usual, but very serious. This is my shoutout. If I missed you...
Posted by Sossic (FIGJAM) on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

Chinese Democracy, RATM reunion, and other random thoughts.

Well, It seems that the long awaited Guns N Roses album Chinese Democracy may actually come (not like Julian) out. At the end of last year, Axl posted a letter on the GNR website and myspace page anno...
Posted by Sossic (FIGJAM) on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Let me get this out the way now...

There is only one rule on my myspace: no emos. That means you, Roman! And you Linke. If that hair gets any darker it'll reflect sunlight.
Posted by Sossic (FIGJAM) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST