Bernadette / BEazy / Berndolla / Schmernie / Sweet Bee / Berny / Bitzy / b / Bernaler learns about English and other stuff at the University of Lethbridge in southern AB. She pokes a lot of smot, and you can often find her at the Duke of Wellington drinking vodka-crans. She's a caffiend!! Bernaler really doesn't like birds or onions; also, at this time, she would like to acknowledge her newly sprouted feelings of softcore misandry. She's short too.
