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About Me

Wow. I like going for trends right as they're becoming unpopular so I'm either always just in or just out of the loop. Virtually everything I own is ballin but on a budget. I only care what people think when they don't know me or like me. I'd like hip-hop and rap waaaaaaaay less if I didn't have subs in my truck. I'd like rock music waaaaaaaay more if 107.7 the end would just die or if any new bands grabbed my interest. I'm so sick of trying to be cool by gathering info on a bunch of music/bands/DJs/producers that no one else has heard of and pretending that I listen to all of it in my spare time, so instead I listen to what I got and just starve for new music till I find it accidentally. I'm politically motivated but I won't do my part in bettering my country/Earth unless they draft me. I'm pretty sure I'm part of the 60% of people on Earth who could take someones life and just deal with it. No way will I ever understand Veganism since plants are real and have feelings too (fucking hippycrytes.) I have no idea who or what I am, what I want to be if I grow up, or where I want to go,but I'm definately not moving to texas or any other 3rd world country. I've recently cleaned up my act but I'm unhealthy and feel like shit all the time. I embrace change but can't stand it when it comes. By the way my names Alan I am a robot my model number is Altron437737. Heres a monkey on some roller skates.
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.. .."Love me or hate me, it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved, for the exact same reasons"- Kobe Bryant

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Alan --
[adjective]:
Tastes like fried chicken
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The Soundtrack To My Life:
The Soundtrack To My Life
Opening Credits Excursions- A Tribe Called Quest
Waking Up Simon Says (Get the Fuck Up)- Pharoahe Monch
First Date Poppin My Collar- 3-6 Mafia
Falling In Love Suga Suga- Baby Bash
The Love Scene Black Shampoo- Wu-Tang Clan
Rebelious Youth Wild in the Streets- Circle Jerks
Brush With The Law A Lesson to be Learned- RBL Posse
Fight Scene I Sho Will- Lil Wyte or Whoop Dat Trick by Djay
Breaking Up Ruby Soho- Rancid
Return Of The First Love I'd Rather be Your N.I.G.G.A.- 2pac
Getting Back Together Take A Chance On Me- Jon Young
Secret Love Creep- TLC
Life's Okay Stir it Up- Bob Marley
Mental Breakdown Shut Down (Annihilation Man)- The Germs
Making A Fresh Start Listed M.I.A.- Rancid
Driving Picture Me Rollin- 2pac
Learning A Lesson The Passenger- Iggy Pop
Deep Thought 5 Years- David Bowie
Xmas Merry Muthafuckin Xmas- Eazy-E
Flashback Time Is on my Side- Rolling Stones
Broken Heart This Time Darlin- Social Distortion
Partying Make Em Say Uuugh- Master P
Achieveing The Dream I Want It All- Warren G
Regretting When the Shit Hits the Fan- Circle Jerks
Long Night Alone The Slider- T. Rex
Death Scene Heaven- Suicidal Tendencies
Funeral Lady Stardust- David Bowie
Closing Credits What I Got- Sublime
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Dub, I'd make him eat my shit. <9OK6xik4H5Zo4ds target="_blank">I don't give a shit who you are really but I might meet you at some point. I generally get along better with ass holes who have as big of or bigger ego's then me, and BITCHES. No not deraugatory, misspelled sexism to classify and objectify all woman, just those certain few who truley are horrible, awful, foul, down ass, mean muggin, always frontin but never half-steppin, backstabbing, caniving, evil bitches that serve no purpose in life. Thank you to all my friends, the best ones, ya'll know who you are, and ya'll know that you've just been detailed above

My Blog

The eve of departure

So here I am, at four in the morning at my moms house in beautiful (not) Sunland, California, writing another wack-ass blog that ya'll ain't gonna read.  I don't know why I'm writing this, or why I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 03:41:00 GMT

The realist shit I've ever wrote

Are you ready for the commotion thats been steamin and a blowin I've been stuffin all emotions its about to be an explosion of self expression ya'll better be ready I'm scared too but hungry to releas...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:54:00 GMT

Act of Alans 12 step recovery process

step uno: I admitted that I am powerless over everything except the choices I make today, and tend to keep it that way, good or badstep dose: Came to believe that I never did come back fully from al...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:16:00 GMT

Dear glamorho6969 (in case you were thinking about dating me)

Seeing as how my friend request inbox gets filled with cyberhoes telling me I should "check out my sweet webcam websight....for only $19.99 per month," I've decided to write my own personal to shun yo...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:37:00 GMT

The Trials and Tribulations of a Football Fan

In the ever-fical realm of proffesional football, these can be the most hard and trying times for the fans. I'm talking about, of course, the play offs. It is particularily hard for such a fan for a...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:46:00 GMT

.....And this is my opinion

All these silly haters talk like I care how they feelin, poppin off the mouth cuz I'm simply the one who's real and, illin off the game, no longer to maintain, I'm spittin out these raps while you wo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:51:00 GMT

Broken hearts found through blown glass

It's time that I just said goodbye to youwaiting for that same old magic to sparkbut you've completely robbed me of all my youthand it's left me in the darkwhat we had will never be the same, doing th...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:14:00 GMT